These pictures of Kirstie Alley eating remind me of sex with my wife, because the closest thing we do to sex with each other is eat chocolate cake together, which counts because she loves it so much she moans and grunts like she’s having an amazing orgasm, last week she even squirted but I think that was her pissing because she was too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Guess who had to clean it up? That’s right no one did because we are slobs.

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2 Responses to “Kirstie Alley’s Eating Reminds Me of Sex With My Wife of the Day”

1. gravedi66er Says:
   June 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

   Apparently being a high level scientologist can help you with everything except being a fat, disgusting pig.

2. Candi Apples Says:
   June 15th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

   Kirstie Alley may be a fattie,but at least she would make a great date.

   Who the fuck would want to go to a restaurant with a woman who nibbled on a salad all night?

   Kirstie,you might be fat,but I got love for ya girl.

   Keep rollin in the chedda from Jenny Craig!

   Holla.

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