Audrina Patridge Gets Out of a Mercedes of the Day
The girls from The Hills may be useless cunts, but they drive Mercedes and that’s better than my whip, which is a pair of sneakers with holes in them.
Either way, I did a post on Holly Montag, Heidi Montag’s sister and she found out and got back to me:
Hey Drunken Stepfather!
What you wrote was pretty hilarious, but would you mind taking my pictures down please? They are my private photos that only my friends are supposed to be able see, and I think you know better…
Thank you,
Holly Montag
This is the closest brush with useless fame I have ever had, except for that one time I saw Wesley Snipes in a bar and he threatened to kill me, but at the time he wasn’t useless but that story is as tired as his bank account.
Either way, I’ll take the attention, even if it’s through her useless party slut sister, something more useless than useless but it’s good enough for me…..
June 18th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Audrina Patridge gets uglier by the day,and not even her fancy car makes her look better.
And lets hope that someone more important than
Holly Montag will email you one day.
Maybe you can hope for brainwashed sister Heidi,or Spencer,although that is not much of a step up.lol
June 18th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Candi refer to her as pork fried rice.
Jesus did you even ask Holly for naked pics of herself. She should at least throw a bone for this site like “I love DSF written over her chest or something.
July 25th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Those loong killer legs are to die for, WOW. I can just imagin having them wraped around me.