Shannon Elizabeth’s Got Jungle Fever of the Day
I love how pissed off dudes get when they see a bitch they want to fuck or a bitch that they have fucked rockin’ out with a brother. I don’t think anything can piss a white dude off more than knowing a black dude has been up in a bitch first. I was talking to a friend the other day who told me that shit was going well with his chick and was thinking about asking her to move in with him, then in a game of truth or dare amongst friends at a dinner party (because my friend is a fucking yuppie faggot who goes to couple parties to play truth or dare in hopes of hearing something hot that he can jerk off to because he can’t fuck other chicks), he found out that his girlfriend’s ex, that he knew all about and that he knew was the first to give her an orgasm and the first to fuck her up the ass and the first dude who knocked her up that lead to her first abortion or miscarriage was Black and he freaked out and dumped her. Now, this may not sound crazy to some of you racist fucks, but it sounded crazy to me, because he was about to move in with the girl and just because she got black dick before him, she was disgusting to him and damaged fuckin’ goods.
Shit like that never bothered me, maybe because I am brown and think white dudes are boring, suburban and lame, maybe it’s because I know black dudes have more game and know how to play a bitch better and get what he wants out of them and respect that, maybe it’s cuz I know girls are sluts who like getting ravaged by huge cocks and white dudes aren’t up for the task, but whatever it is, who cares.
What I do care about is why more white people aren’t hating on Kim Kardashian for fucking a black dude, you’d figure if you’d go so far to dump your girlfriend or never date the hot chick who wants you for doing the same thing, the least you could do is carry that racism over into your sexual fantasies and ignore eveything Kardashian does in hopes that she disappears, instead you sit there and jerk off to her like some kind of pervert because you are one.
Here’s some Shannon Elizabeth with a black dude who she may or may not be fucking.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
FAKE BOOBS OVERRATED ACTRESS KELLY MONACO SAID SHE HATES N IGGAS HUMPING WHITE GIRL,BUT THE HYPOCRITE IS SUCKING ON 50 YR OLD MEXICAN DICK
June 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
but considering she is part chug (native indian) and used to be married to an ugly jew, she was dead for most sane people long ago.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 am
I think this dude is her bodyguard,cause she is still dating
Derek Hough from Dancing with the stars.
Still,I’m not sure why a B list actress like Shannon Elizabeth needs a bodyguard.lol
June 25th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
lol white dudes are completely lame and their peens are a bore.