Andie McDowell’s Daughter has Facebook of the Day

Her name is Rainey Qualley and it sounds like something Muslim and like she’s going to fly her airplane into my house or like some kind of Hip Hop name, like back when I used to throw down a few freestyles on the street corner and went by the name Drippy Rattler, it was the late 80s and no one took me seriously so I quit, but I could have been the next Fresh Prince but less wholesome, but I guess that’s got nothing to do with the real truth about Rainey Qualley and that her parents are a bunch of Dirty Hippie Model Faggots who thought calling their kid Rainey was so representative of the condition of our world and because she was conceived on a rainy night in a field during the winter solstice or some shit. Again, I could be wrong.
The truth is that people are talking about her and trying to find more info out on her, I didn’t bother pulling in the research but by the looks of it she is about 18, she’s not all that hot considering both her parents were models, and goes against my theory that good lookin’ people make ugly babies, because in not being all that hot she’s not all that ugly either.
Her pictures or dull, she seems dull, she looks like she does well in school, plays the piano and on crazy nights she eats 2 bags of microwave popcorn with her fat ugly friends. She looks like she’s popular with the boys, unless that’s just one boy and I look forward to seeing this slut in training make the move to being a slut in action. Sometimes, they need the training wheels and sometimes they don’t.
If she’s not 18, someone email me so I can take it down and not get sued or arrested for some crazy American law that says you can’t write or talk about someone who isn’t 18.
Bonus - here she is with her mother in the event you have no idea who Andie McDowell is (like me)
















June 19th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
shes hot
June 19th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
dude, you’re crazy. Rumer Willis is FUG!, but this chick exudes natural sexiness. Kinda like her mom, actually.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Is she cheating at Skee ball?
June 19th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
This girl is nothing special,but Loreal seems to think so.
Everyday I see the Loreal commercial of her and her mom.
Ya,doesn’t everyone have Facebook and Myspace??
June 19th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
take it down now if you want, I already rubbed one out.
June 20th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Dude, I’d lick her vajayjay!
June 20th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
dont know if she’s 18 yet, but her bf looks 25…and i would still rather do her mom….now there is a true milf
the daughter looks like every other slut teen in los angeles
and christ, dont parents care what their kids are doing on the internets?
June 20th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Her smile is just like her mothers. It must be nice to get a commercial because your mother was once a model. Hope she’s not going to being a female Nick Hogan (shudder)
June 20th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
By the way, who in the hell would name their kid “Rainey”??? and her last name sounds like quaily as in the bird. WTF???
June 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
She was born in ‘89, so you are in the clear.