Lohan’s Got a Tight Body of the Day
Lohan is the only person I post about that I actually like. Maybe it’s because we are connected at the soul, but I think it’s got more to do with her not really giving a fuck. You know, rippin’ lines in public at clubs after drinking heavily leading her to rehab and crashing cars, dating many random dudes including Mexican pieces of shit from That 70s Show, leading to rumors of STDs and now lesbianisn, but she just keeps on going and openly does her thing without being a spoiled cunt about things like Paris Hilton even though she probably could.
She’s made her own money and I think girls got it going on and if I knew how to write, I’d definitely write a movie that would win her an Oscar and based on my research it would either have to make her a transgendered downs syndrome retard with breast cancer who follows her dreams of being a pornstar but gets raped and pregnant and miscarries throwing her into a journey of self discovery that leads her to adopting her prostitute friend who got shot’s baby and turning her life around by finding Jesus before dying, because that’s the kind of shit the Academy Awards are really into.
Either way, this is Lohan and she is pulling up her shirt and showing off her stomach and I like it mainly because she’s not fat and everything around me seems to be fat, including myself but excluding my penis and my wallet.
June 20th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Lindsay Lohan might be a disase ridden whore,but I have to admit that she’s a guilty pleasure of mine as well.
I don’t think Lindsay Lohan is totally in Samantha Ronson,despite that fact that she is dating her,but this is what kind of intrigues me about her.
One day she is straight,then bi,then lezzie…..
Lindsay Lohan can do lines of my titties anyday.
June 20th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
disease(spelling error above)
June 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I’d like to bone her !!!!
June 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I love her
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.