Cheryl Burke is Dancing With the Stars in a Bikini of the Day
This girl is a pro dancer who has won the fucking lottery and instead of teaching old ladies at an old folk’s home or teaching bratty rich kids at her local dance studio, a fate almost every other professional dancer ends up in, because dreams of working on Broadway or back up dancing for Britney Spears or touring the world with some kind of dance troop are just drems for most dancers because no one really gives a fuck about them enough to warrant a lot of work in that field and only a few actually make more that 10 dollars an hour with a lifetime of dance training under their belt.
But I have always loved dancing or at least girls dancing and it part of the reason I spend so much time at the strippers. You know that those fit bodies would be fat if they weren’t dancing 8 hours a day, but more importantly you can fantasize about how proper they would fuck you. Dancers just move a lot better, are more flexible, have more endurance and can bounce on a dick harder and more gracefully than a chick who hasn’t been practicing sex moves since she was 6, because dancing is like sex, unless you’re having sex with me, in which case it’s more like a horrible nightmare or war movie.
Point being, Cheryl Burke won the last 2 Dancing with the Stars, she works as one of the dancers who dances with the stars and here she is in a bikini showing off that dancing body you’ve probably been jerking off to the last 3 years because you can’t afford porn and turn to ABC for your orgasms like I used to do back in th TGIF heyday.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
FAKE BOOBS KELLY MONACO IS AN OVERRATED PLAYBOY PORNSTAR FROM GENERAL HOPSITAL WHO WON A FIXED DWTS HASBEEN SHOW BACK IN 2005.C BURKE KNOWS KELLY MONACO WAS PAID 2 KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE WIN TO PROMOTE ABC SHOWS.
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Cheryl won DWTS twice. However, she did not win the last two seasons.
The last winner was Kristi Yamagooky who had a male partner.
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
No ASS. That’s why those dancers have to wear 6″ heels.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm
lol.. this site sure is great as long as you just look at the pictures and ignore the run on sentances and drivel coming out of his mouth
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
OMG, I hope that’s sarcasm dripping out of yer mouth instead of Sperm River juice (pumped fresh from the red-headed stepfather’s delta) because I easily mistook that woman for a lost water buffalo ready to migrate back to the the buffet. She’s so dumpy she makes chickens wanna make with her to spell out mama’s favorite fatty dish. Boo. Hiss. Bad choice today, StepDad; would have rather seen Heigl’s jiggly hammies–at least her cheese come low fat.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Cheryl Burke might have a great body,but she has an ugly face.
And I hear she is quite the skank to boot,as she’s been linked to numerous ppl from Dancing with the stars,including Drew Lachey,who happens to be married.