Katherine Heigl is Still in a Bikini of the Day
I don’t hate fat chicks, I make fat chicks. Over my lifetime, every single girl I have dated has gained weight. They have also managed to muster up the courage to leave me for other dudes after giving up on sex with me, but at least I know that as they try to starve off the weight they gained, that I made a difference in their life.
My wife holds the championship title of weight gain while giving her heart and by heart I mean large list of annoying issues and hangups that managed to surface about 3 months after I entered her life and she felt I was worthy of listening to all her fucking baggage and complaints and has also managed to put on 100 pounds from emotional eating, because I figure you can’t help people who don’t want to help themselves, so to shut her up I just give her pizza.
Point of all this is to say that when I rip into celebrities for being pigs, I don’t mean anything bad from it, sure there’s cellulite and dumpy asses and giving girls the wrong idea that fat can be hot but with cellulite and dumpy ass there is really only hope for hot fat tits and sometimes, fat tits don’t mean really huge nipples that aim to the ground, but usually they do, so girls if you’re out there, starve yourself.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
KATHY MIGHT BE A BITCH BUT SHE CAN SUCK A BLACK DICK GOOD TOO.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:13 pm
She could be so attractive if she hit the gym as hard as she hits cigarettes and diet coke. She needs Jessica Biel’s Personal trainer.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
how old is she? all i think is hag whenever i see her.
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
I’d rip this cunt a new cunt , fuckin cunting bad girl smoking tie her up and a firm punishment fuck would be her world fucking dunk her head in cold water and choke her on my veiny rod fucking gag the little smoking gash smack her tits and piss in her eyes throw her off a building little stinkface
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
shit in her grille , fart up her face , garden hose to the ribs
June 24th, 2008 at 1:32 am
She should really use the gym. Those cellulite is kinda ugly.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:11 am
100 pounds? Does your wife qualify for gastric bypass surgery?
If so,she should check it out.
In regards to Katherine Heigl’s bikini,it’s a step up from the pink one she was sporting not too long ago.
This bikini top is padded,so it’s quite flattering,cause it makes her tits look a lot bigger.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:58 am
You guys are crazy. KH is a goddess!