Lily Allen’s Long Luscious Miscarriage Legs of the Day

I feel bad because I’ve been writing some pretty ripping commentary about Lily Allen’s miscarriage and that brought me happiness over the last few months, because I am a sick motherfucker. Unfortunately, a reader reached out and told me that they worked at the abortion clinic where Lily Allen got her baby sucked out of her and that it wasn’t a miscarriage at all.
at and now I feel bad about making jokes about the baby life wrongfully taken from him. He could have been the next president of something, inventor, Nick Lachey, the possibilities were endless but some selfish cunt decided to take the vaccuum to the motherfucker like some it’s some dust bunny in the corner of the room. Abortion is completely disgusting and unacceptabe and nothing that should be laughed at, just something that should be protested.
Either way, I doubt any of the 5 of you who reads this site work at Celebrity abortion clinics, in fact, I highly doubt you have jobs and stealing change out of your mom’s purse doesn’t count as work no matter how chanllenging it is. But here are some pictures of a stalky Lily Allen rockin’ out and by rockin’ out I mean discreetly giving us the finger like we were the fetus in her womb all while rockin’ her stupid cotton candy hair, cotton candy the baby she murdered won’t ever be able to eat, so Lily Allen’s guilt is making it up to him by only eating cotton candy and other sugar based delicacies, that’s how she stays so tight bodied, and by tight bodied I mean look’s a lot like the dude who played Willow .




June 23rd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Abortions rule!
Fuck babies!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Hahaha you crack me up
June 24th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Your right she is a cunt. Ugly too!!!!
June 24th, 2008 at 1:23 am
your so fucking disgusting karma’s a bitch cunt
June 24th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Well,at least Lily Allen was smart enough to have an abortion,instead of having a baby born with fetal alcohol syndrome,and other complications due to her reported drug/alcohol use.
And in certain situations,I think abortion is ok.
If someone has been raped,incest,lady is mentally ill/she knows she will be a shitty mother,or simply because she doesn’t want the child…
I take extreme precautions to prevent becoming preggars,and so far,I have been lucky.
But if I ever became pregnant,hell ya,I would have an abortion too,cause I don’t want any children…….
June 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
How the h*** do you know the source=some reader, is right? So you believe some stranger and print it out here as if it was really true. You don’t know that.
Yeah, karma’s a bitch.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Geeesh
you are one mean motherfucka!!!!!
You need proper verification to make those sort of perez like allegations!!!
Karma is a bitch!!