Orlando Bloom’s Naked Ass of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom on a vacation tanning naked as they are supposed to. The highlight of the pictures have to be finally seeing Orlando Bloom’s ass. Dude was so dreamy in Pirates that I’ve just been waiting for this day for the last 5 years. It’s days like today that I want to take off my Crocodile Dundee Hat, put my pet Kangaroo back in his cage, drink a couple of Beers and sing Waltzing Matilda to celebrate Australia because I support all things white trash and Australia was pretty much built on that shit and deserves some fuckin’ love for their naked exports that are a lot more worthy of love than Vegemite or Steve Irwin.








June 24th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Heh, that woman has a chimpunk face. I don’t see how you can stay in relation with such a person, sort of like beastiality.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I cannot believe that Orlando Bloom’s clitoris-like member can satisfy this hot white tramp. No way. Must be a paid for publicity stunt.
October 13th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Great stuff – just bookmarked you on Digg along with this