Miley Cyrus Licks Black People of the Day
So it turns out that Miley Cyrus licks black people. As a member of the same church as Miley, it’s safe to say that she is completely out of control and has signed her soul over to the devil. Fuck the underage nude pictures, they are nothing compared to this picture. I guess she’s just her testing us with how far she can go and I think it’s safe to say, she’s gone too far.
For the record, I am not the one who wrote on this picture, I save the writing on pictures for the faggot smurfs.
If You Want the Rest of Her Boring Personal Pics
GO
June 28th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
those blacks taste good. I think its all the drugs they do.
June 28th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
they taste like chicken.
chicken fried niggers that is
June 28th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
racist bastards!!!
June 28th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
How can she like a black “peson”!?!
I didn’t know she was into scat. Damn, girls these days….
June 28th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
who is that black chick? she’s hot.
June 29th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Dear, H, Dave and Michelin,
I’ll give you the same advice that I give to all inbred white trash animal molesters like you – go kill yourself, you fucking cum guzzling thundercunts. Racist motherfucker ass bandits like you are nothing but a worthless fucking drain on society. Get your fat asses off welfare, bitches.
Fuck you very much.
June 29th, 2008 at 6:20 am
hey 1,
you’re not better than those u addressed with this comment.
June 29th, 2008 at 6:57 am
and all i wanted was for her to lick me too
June 29th, 2008 at 9:48 am
uuumm. that looks so delicious.
June 29th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
wonder if she likes the soul pickle too?
June 29th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
i dont understand racists as if being racist isnt stupid enough, they have to hide their racism. if u have to hide anything then theres something wrong wit u or wat u believe.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:05 am
They are so hot!I saw them on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m”,too.Maybe they want to make more new friends.You can contact them on that site.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
That’s the girl who’s on her show. I think she’s also Beyonce’s cousin.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Nigger lovin bitch
July 1st, 2008 at 5:51 am
@ Pineapple Andy Kaid: You need to take 1’s advice and go kill yourself, you fucking cocksucker. Take that pineapple out of your gaping asshole first, you fucking piece of shit.
July 1st, 2008 at 9:58 am
When confronted, most negroes will resort to the use of phrases such as “mah bitch”, motherfucker or cocksucker. This is TNB. Typical Nigger Behavior.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
we got big tree for you niggars to hang from.back like good ole days
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:10 am
@ Pineapple Andy Kaid: Haha, you presumptuous fuck – I’m not black. Goddamn you are as thick as pig shit! Go suck a dick, gay boy. What a fucking homo – naming yourself after Liberace’s boyfriend. Take Niggar Killer’s penis out of your overly abused anus and maybe you’ll be able to think straight for once.
@ Niggar Killar: Judging by your style of talking, you’re clearly an animal rapist from way back. This is the 2000s you dumb cunt, not the 1930s. I think I hear your brother and father calling for you out back of the trailer park – them boys gonna spitroast you like a bitch, then Pineapple Andy Kaid is gonna felch the leftovers. You sad, pathetic redneck.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
Lawdy Lawdy! Dat AndyKaid be attakin my massa. I’s gots to post sumtin on the web o else massa be whippin me agin!
i no dat da white man iz da boss
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
all u racists are homo’s and fuck swine while choking ur mothers who turn out to be your sister as well as your mother
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:03 pm
What’s the most confusing day of the year in Harlem?
Father’s Day
July 4th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Q: What does Pineapple Andy Kaid have in common with a suitcase?
A: They both like to get their shit packed.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Why do police dogs lick their assholes?
It’s the only way to get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
July 9th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Q: Why does Pineapple Andy Kaid lick his own asshole?
A: It’s the only way the dirty homo can get the taste of his filthy old pedo father’s jism out of his mouth.
July 10th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Q: Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
A: He doesn’t know he’s a nigger.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Q: Why did Pineapple Andy Kaid get fired from the sperm bank?
A: They caught the filthy homo drinking on the job.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A: The dead dog has skid marks leading up to it.
July 15th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Q: Why did the Pineapple Andy Kaid get a job at the loading dock?
A: Because he loves taking deliveries in the rear.
July 15th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Q: Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons?
A: No? The future looks pretty good!
July 16th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Q: What’s the difference between a refrigerator and Pineapple Andy Kaid?
A: A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Q: Why do niggers stink?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
July 21st, 2008 at 7:25 am
Hi guys,
My name is Andy, and I really love sucking cock. The bigger the better!!! I also especially enjoy double anal – there’s nothing like having two well hung studs shoving their shafts together up my Hershey highway. I just love that shit!!!
All bum boys please send me an email ASAP, as I can’t get enough of that hot gay bum sex. The more boys the better – I’ve up for a steaming faceful of hot, sticky bukkake action.
Yours gayfully,
Candyboy Andy.
P.S. I swallow too boys.
July 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Obviously the last post was made by some cock craving negroid. It’s common knowledge that niggers smell like shit due to their scat eating and anal loving lifestyles. After all it was the niggers fucking chimps that brought about the AIDS epidemic in Africa. Of course it spread like wildfire here in the USA due to the heavy IV drug use and anal loving ways of the nigga.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Hi guys,
Please ignore that ignorant hillbilly above – he’s merely an imposter. He’s clearly infuriated because – as much as he loves cock – he just can’t handle the huge member of a black man. Not only that, but he is prone to experiencing raging jealousy and insurmountable psychological insecurities, what with the black man’s huge penis making his own 2-inch excuse look like some cruel joke of nature (that’s 2-inches while erect by the way). Worst of all, he knows it’s really gay boys like him that created and spread AIDS – which is why his baseless racism is in reality just a front for the guilt he feels for spreading the HIV virus. Hey imposter, suck it up and admit your shame, bum boy!
Again, all you well hung dudes craving some ass action just need to send me an email. As you can probably tell from my name, I’m just about the fruitiest homosexual that you’ll come across. Bend me over and give me a go boys!!!
Hugs and bum love,
Candyboy aka Pineapple Andy Kaid.
July 29th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Please disregard the rantings of thie delusional fucknut who now insists to post as me. All of you must know by now that I truly hate niggers. I am not in the least bit jealous of them. I do not suffer from penis envy like the asswipe who is posting above. I hate niggers. Plan and simple. If you follow along with his logic, I should also hate horses. I couldn’t care if niggers had 16″ long schlongs. They’d still be filthy ignorant chimps. The impostor above is obviously a nigger lover.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Hello boys,
Please don’t be fooled by the imposter above. The only thing that he shares in common with me is the physical love shared between two men (note that the imposter doesn’t dispute his homosexuality in any of his prior posts, but how could he when he willingly chooses to share the same name as Liberace’s boyfriend?). His racism stems from the one time he made bum love to a black man, but his penis was so huge that it caused irreparable damage to his rectum. Now the only thing he can do to avoid prolapsing is to insert a pineapple into his gaping anal cavity. Not only that, but he almost drowned on the sheer amount of the black man’s semen that he attempted to swallow.
Imposter, we all understand that your past sexual experiences with black men have scarred you both emotionally and physically, we really do – but that’s no reason to deride an entire race of people. That’s purely due to your gay boy antics, and that has nothing to do with race. Any amateur psychologist will tell you that shifting blame isn’t going to help with your issues in any way whatsoever – the sooner you realise that, the better.
Anyway, if any ballers would like to take a ride up my Hershey highway, then by all means drop me a line.
Yours swallowingly,
Pineapple Andy Kaid.
P.S. I say the more boys, the better! A gay gang bang is what I’m up for. Heck, even the “real” (haha, whatever) Pineapple Andy Kaid can come too – I know he’ll be up for a faceful of sloppy man seed.
July 30th, 2008 at 1:01 am
@ The Real Pineapple Andy Kaid:
Why don’t you kill yourself, you pathetic fucking hick. You don’t have anything to live for, and the thing you hate most (i.e. ethnic people) surrounds you everyday. You live in a country filled with millions of African Americans, yet you refuse to move overseas, so killing yourself is really the only logical option in your situation. So quit your whining about ethic people and just end your life now.
Man, it must really eat you up that there are quite literally millions of black people who earn more money than you (yes that’s right, millionaires AND billionaires), bang hotter chicks than you (or in your case dudes, as you clearly prefer men), live better lives than you, are infinitely more successful than you (you being insignificant white trash pathetically trolling messageboards all day long), are in positions of power, and in all likelihood a black man is going to be the leader of your country. How do you like them apples, you ignorant fuckface. That must burn you real bad!!! Nothing you can do about that, is there bitch?!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Suck hairy nads motherfucker!!!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 11:28 am
While I’ll admit that there are several dozen nigger crack dealers and hip hop thugs that make more money than me, the majority of nigga boyz just ain’t makin da green. Your figure of “millions” is propaganda probably published in Ebony magazine.
I also don’t live in da hood so I am never surrounded by niggers unless I’m stuck in traffic and there’s a chain gang nearby.
My life is infinitely better due to the simple fact that I’m white.
Peace Owt muh fugga
July 30th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I is really sorry Mr. Andy. Lawdy I is one dumbass coon. I’s got to learm my place and keeps my mambo lips shut!
July 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Hahaha!!! Goddamn, I don’t think I’ve ever read a weaker comeback than that pitiful shit you just posted! Hilarious!!!!! For one thing I’m not black, you ignorant cocksucker – but of course a presumptuous fuck such as yourself naturally assumes that all white people are inbred racists just like you.
Fucking hell, you white trash pig fuckers crack me up!!! Of course you’re not surrounded by black people – you live in a white trash trailer park which is only occupied by welfare-stealing, animal-raping, incest-loving rednecks like you! DUH!!!!!! I couldn’t help but notice your weak response regarding the success of the black man – the undeniable truth hurts, don’t it bitch? And yes, there are millions or them – black people exist outside of the US, you dumb fuck.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Goddamn life must be such a living hell for you knowing that there are black people, hispanics, and all types of ethnic people all around the world. Poor “Real” Pineapple Andy Kaid – having to suffer through life because some people have different coloured skin than him. Boo hoo, what a cruel world it is. How dare God create people that look different than him. Everyone, let’s all show some sympathy and console Andy for the terrible burden he has to bear every single day of his torturous life. Yes, what a great life you lead Andy – stewing with hatred over something that doesn’t affect you in any fucking way whatsoever. Goddamn, the sad life you lead is just so pathetic that I can’t help but crack up at it!!! HAHAHAHA, what a fucking loser!!!!! Suck a dick, fuckface!!!
July 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Hi boys,
Again, please disregard my fellow gay boy going by the name of “The ‘Real’ Pineapple Andy Kaid.” As much as we both love cock, that’s where the similarity ends – we are most definitely NOT the same person.
I had the misfortune of running into this impersonator at a gay gangbang the other night. Unfortunately for him there happened to be a couple of VERY well hung black dudes there. The imposter then proceeded to burst into tears; his psychological trauma was evident to everyone involved as he proceeded to collapse to the floor and curl up into the foetal position. He later explained that he had succumbed to his overpowering insecurities, namely due to the fact that he has an extremely tiny penis, and the size of everyone else’s members made his diddle look like a toothpick. We homosexuals are not ones to brazenly criticise another gay man’s tool, but the imposter’s sorry excuse for manhood is the most pitiful example anyone there had ever had the misfortune of baring witness to. Even more pathetic is that as he ran out of the room, the pineapple had fallen out of his derriere, causing the sad bastard to prolaspe and pink sock it on his way out.
So imposter, if you are reading this, we all understand where your baseless racism stems from. But please, PLEASE don’t blame the black man for your own shortcomings. They can’t help being born with impressive members, and they are most certainly not responsible for your miniscule member (although I will concede that they are responsible for your gaping anus, but you brought that upon yourself by requesting three black men to triple penetrate your bunghole simultaneously).
Peace, bums and diddle love,
Candyboy aka Pineapple Andy Kaid.
July 31st, 2008 at 7:56 am
NIGGERS constitute only 12.9 percent of America’s total population, but NIGGER prisoners account for 46 percent of the total in jail in the nation; approximately one in every five NIGGERS are jailed for some time during the life. The number of NIGGERS in jail is greater than that of NIGGERS at college. In 2000,about 800,000 NIGGERS were in jail, compared with only 600,000 NIGGERS registered in institutions of higher learning.
The niggerlovers, like the self impressed blowhard who continues to post as me, don’t like to face these facts. They would rather continue throwing RACIST epithets our way instead of assessing the facts objectively and coming to realize niggers are a threat to all of humanity.
Wait. I accidentally made that sentence too long. Niggers won’t be able to follow it. Here’s a shorter version:
Niggers are dangerous, predatory, stupid, violent, sex-crazed baboons… and statistics prove it.
July 31st, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Q: Who’s currently the highest paid actor in the world?
A: Will Smith.
Q: Who is the highest paid talk show host in the world?
A: Oprah Winfrey.
Q: Who is, in all likelihood, going be president of the USA?
A: Barack Obama.
Q: How much does trailer trash Pineapple Andy KKKaid earn on welfare?
A: $78.50 a fortnight.
Hahahaha, damn I wish I could see your ugly redneck face while reading those statistics! You must be fucking fuming!!! So many black people are just shitting all over your pitiful excuse for a life!!!!! I can just imagine you sitting there in your mother’s house, googling statistics to support your unfounded, ignorant points of view, trolling a multitude of message boards in a futile attempt to spread your messages of hate, dwelling on issues of race that have absolutely no bearing on your pathetic excuse for a life. In so many ways I actually feel sorry for you, but then I have to remind myself that you needlessly bring this shit upon yourself. Ah, it feels so good to be out living life, while miserable fucktards like you never leave the house, troll the Internet 24/7, and just rage on groundless hate that you can do absolutely nothing about. LOSER!!!!!
Just go back to sucking daddy’s cock, you inbred animal molester. Goddamn, ass bandits like you just crack me up – thanks for the laugh, gay boy!!!
August 1st, 2008 at 7:51 am
Explain this to me genius. In the nigger community, the darker the nigger, the more a lighter skinned nigger looks down on it. This is very true. What conclusion can be made from this?
Well, I have always believed that even on some level niggers know they are niggers. Even niggers know they are vile disgusting creatures. The darker the nigger, the greater the beast within.
August 3rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Hahaha!!!!! Farken hell, your comebacks are getting weaker and weaker! Goddamn that is some hilarious shit!!!! You’re just making yourself look even more pathetic and clueless each time you post one of your progressively retarded, grasping-at-straws comments. The fucked thing is that you’re making the rest of us white people look bad, and I’m not keen for any reverse racism due to your ignorant redneck rantings. I guess those gallons of semen you’ve been chugging down on a daily basis is proof positive that sperm consumption destroys brain cells, doubly so since you’ve been downing your father’s inbred jizz by the bucketload.
In any case, keep ‘em coming gay boy!!! I could use another good laugh.
August 4th, 2008 at 8:51 am
The White race has crossed seas, harnessed rivers, carvedmountains, tamed deserts, and colonized the most barren icefields. It hasbeen responsible for the invention of the printing press, cement, the harnessingof electricity, flight, rocketry, astronomy, the telescope, space travel,firearms, the transistor, radio, television, the telephone, the lightbulb,photography, motion pictures, the phonograph, the electric battery, theautomobile, the steam engine, railroad transportation, the microscope, computers,and millions of other technological miracles. It has discovered countlessmedical advances, incredible applications, scientific progress, etc. Itsmembers have included such greats as Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Homer,Tacitus, Julius Ceaser, Napoleon, William the Conqueror, Marco Polo, Washington,Jefferson, Hitler, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Magellan, Columbus, Cabot, Edison,GrahamBell, Pasteur, Leeuwenhoek, Mendel, Darwin, Newton, Galileo, Watt,Ford, Luther, Devinci, Poe, Tennyson, and thousands upon thousands of othernotable achievers.
Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the Black AfricanNegro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar,a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, oreven the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.)He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated asingle animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beastsabounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was onthe top of his hard burry head. For shelter he never progressed beyond thecommon mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Haha, are YOU – as a white trash piece of shit – trying to claim some sort of responsibility for all those discoveries and advancements? You’ve proved by your words and attitude that you are so feebleminded that you’re totally incapable of inventing a simple card game, let alone a mud hut!!!
Farken hell, your arguments really are becoming progressively desperate! The black man has indeed invented many things (which includes a lot of things you use) – but you obviously chose to exclude those facts from your “research.” That aside, what the fuck has black man invention/non-invention got to do with you? How the fuck does that affect your trailer park lifestyle??? Yet another glaring and undeniable defect in your redneck logic. Goddamn, your futile attempts at justifying your fundamentally flawed points of view really are hilarious!!! You’re grasping at straws gay boy, grasping at straws…
Pray tell, what the fuck have you ever invented, besides how to butt bang your father and brother simultaneously with a two-headed penis prong? If the world was built on the likes of the “real” Pineapple Andy Kaid, then none of us would exist – inbred gay boys can’t procreate you know! Haha, LOOOOOSER!!!!!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Q. What is the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
A. A bicycle doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Dear Lord, you’re resorting to weak racist jokes again? Hahaha, finally reached the end of your tether, eh gay boy? That is some sad, sad shit right there! That’s right, I win – your inferior, feebleminded comebacks were obviously wearing very, VERY thin, and your lame ass jokes are proof again of your total inability to substantiate your inherently flawed and illogical points of view. By all means, please continue to sit there in the trailer park raging with hate over something that doesn’t affect you and has absolutely no bearing on your life, while the rest of us are out there actually living life. What a sad, pathetic piece of shit you are. Hilarious!!!
Pineapple Andy Kaid – drinker of semen, sucker of paternal/fraternal cock, raper of woodland creatures, gayest of all welfare losers in the trailer park. Hahahahahaha, sucks to be you loser!!!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Why do I call myself a nigger, you ask me?
Well it’s because motherfuckers want to blast me
And run me outa my neighborhood
They label me as a dope dealer
Yo! And say that I’m no good
But I can’t find jobs so niggers wouldn’t have to go out
Gave up some dope on the corner so they could show out
When the cops came, they gave a fake name
Because the life in the streets is just a head game
So therefore, to make more
A fifteen year old black kid will go and rob a liquor store
And get shot in the process
He ate up a nine bullet and now he’s put to rest
Why do I call myself a nigger, you ask me?
I guess it’s the way shit has to be
Back when I was young gettin a job was murder
Fuck flippin burgers
‘Cause a deserve a nine-to-five I can be proud of
That I can speak loud of
And to help a nigger get out of.
Yo! The concrete playground
But most motherfuckers only want you to stay down
But I’m a smart motherfucker you see
One of the best producers in the rap music industry
Gettin paid like a mother fucker
A young brother who don’t give a fuck about another
Why do I call myself a nigger, you ask me?
Because police always wanna harass me
Every time that I’m rollin
They swear up and down that the car was stolen
Make me get faced down in the street
They throw the shit out my car on the concrete
In front of a residence
A million white motherfuckers on my back like I shot the President
Why do I call myself a nigger, you ask me?
Because my mouth is so mother fuckin nasty
Bitch this, bitch that
Nigger this, nigger that
In the mean while my pockets are gettin fat
Gettin paid to say this shit here
Makin more in a week than a doctor makes in a year
So, why not call myself a nigger?
It’s better than pulling the trigger and goin up the river
And don’t I get called a nigger anyway?
Booked as a motherfucker and locked away
So… so, cut out all that bull shit
Yo! I guess I’ll be a nigga for life
{ Niggers, crack-heads, thieves.
If there’s a hell below, we’re all gonna go. }
Nigger. Nigger. Nigger
Nigger. Nigger
Nigger, please
I’m treated like a fuckin disease.
You say: why can I call myself a nigger so quick?
Cause I can reach in my draws and pull out a bigger dick
Yo! niggers say nigger we cool
But, cracker say nigger not to fuck up
But I got to be a fast nigger
Not to be the last nigger
Or I have to beat your ass, nigger
In the city you see action first
Then hear about it later
In a verse I curse
Because I rap with this to keep my shit straight bumpin’
Murder created by the streets of Compton
I get it from the underground poet
I live it, I see it, and I write it
Because I know it
And if you think I’m fucking your wife
Your mother fuckin’ right
Yo! Because I’m a nigger for Life
Nigger, this
Nigger, that
The actual fact is that I’m black
And bound to attract
The attention of another
I mean the other
But I’m a mother fucker that’ll have them running for cover
You see, I don’t give a fuck about nothing
Except getting paid and getting bitches,
Which is all needed to read it and find a rhyme
And then it’s time to say
The nigger’s here to stay
But what about the fake niggers, the house niggers
To get paid quick they gotta suck a fat dick
But 12XU is outta your mother fuckin’ range
I ain’t gonna change a mother fuckin’ thing
I call myself a nigger ’cause my skin won’t whiten
I call myself a nigger ’cause the shit that I’m writing
Hypes me, hypes other mother fuckers around me
And that’s the reason why they want to surround me
And ask me: why do I call myself a nigger-o
Ain’t none of their fuckin’ business ’cause I’ll let the trigger go
So get out of my presence, and get out of my sight
‘Cause 12XU is a nigger for Life
You’re a nigger ’til you die
If you’re a poor nigger, then you’re a poor nigger
If you’re a rich nigger, you’re a rich nigger
But you never stop being a nigger
And if you get to be educated, you’s an education nigger
It’s plain to see, you can’t change me
‘Cause I’m a be a nigger for Life
August 7th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Haha, goddamn that is some lame shit!!! Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more pathetic, you somehow manage to scrape the bottom of the barrel even further. Not that I or anyone bothered reading that longwinded claptrap, but plagiarising lyrics??? Dear Lord, that is about the lowest attempt at an insult!!!
Keep it coming gay boy – the lamer and more pathetic you get, the more hilarious it is for me!!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Hi boys,
Any well hung studs interested in some spitroast action can meet me out the back of my trailer. My pops busted out my ringpiece last night while him and my brother were taking turns doing me doggy, but that just means I can fit more cocks in my nasty bunghole. Yeah that’s right – that means quadruple anal action boys! Roll up, roll up, cos my ass is ready to take any thick schlong that comes waltzing through the trailer park gates! Especially you black dudes – your huge members make our whitey dicks look pathetic, and I like my man meat large and in charge! And please guys, make sure you unload all over Candy Andy’s face, cos me likes that salty shit all over my fugly mug – and I make sure I devour every last drop of your steaming hot bukkake spurts! And it would be much appreciated if some of you could ejaculate up my daddy’s or my bro’s gaping backdoor, cos that way I’ll get to indulge in one of my favourite pastimes – felching every last filthy drop of jizz from their bungs. Mmm mmm mmmmmmmm!!!!!
So come on guys, the sooner we can get some rectal wrecking happening, the better!
Diddles and bum love,
Candyboy Andy.
P.S. Please bring some fresh pineapples to pound my Hershey highway with – they don’t call me “Pineapple” Andy for nothing boys!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Here’s my real story. Several years ago I met Charlie or as the guys called him Chas. He was a medium height black man. He had rich smooth brown skin and was ripped. Big brown eyes, full lips and both ears pierced, no hair anywhere on his body, broad muscular shoulders, a tattoo on each shoulder. A tribal arm band on one side and a bulldog on the other, as well as the word peace arched over his naval. A body builder in his spare time. I decided that day to stop living a lie and be gay.
He was also the first time I have seen a man and said “I need to fuck him!â€
He was on the same shift as me most of the time, we weren’t partners but we had the same shower and change room. He has this beautiful thick cut cock. I just wanted him right there in the shower.
I mulled it over for several days how to approach him, I think he caught me checking him out a couple times in the shower. I was sitting on the bench in front of my locker toweling off in nothing but a pair of fruit of the loom boxers when he came into the locker area wearing nothing and his towel over his shoulder. He looked at me and nodded. As he sat down facing the other way toward his locker. He took a look around the room to check that we are alone, then slid closer to me. I could feel the heat from his freshly showered body.
“Hey guy what’s upâ€
“not much Chas, you†I said trying not to make eye contact for fear I would kiss him.
“Going out later care to join me?†he said putting a hand on my knee.
“The g g guys going somewhere?†shocked at his hand moving up my leg.
“No I have seen you checking me up and down lately and thought we could, you know have a little time just the two of us. Would you like that?†he was now stroking my cock with his thumb. “I sure would like to get to know you… in the carnal sense.â€
“How did you know?â€
“Gaydar stud, I know when another man wants a little guy on guy actionâ€
“well then why don’t you come by my house this evening and we can have a glass of wine and see what happens.â€
“Make that beer and I will be there at seven†he said as he licked my ear.
“Not here too many people†He just smiled stood up and opened his locker. Got his cloths on and left. I had to wait a minute or two before I could stand.
Seven rolled around I was in loose jeans and an unbuttoned dress shirt with no underwear, and he wasn’t there. I assumed my first try for a guy would be a tease. But about quarter after seven there came a knock at the door. I opened the door to see my chocolate god standing in the hall in his sneakers, red and white leather jacket and black leather pants with the studded belt and a plain white very tight t shirt. He was also holding his motorcycle helmet.
I motioned him into my apartment and took his coat and put his helmet in the closet.
I pointed him to the living room down the hall and he said he wanted a long neck to suck on, no glass. I said he could suck whatever he wanted.
He pushed me against the wall and kissed me hard. He pulled a bottle of astro glide out of his pocket and threw it on the floor.
I didn’t come for beer, I came for sex†He said roughly. Pushing my shirt off and rubbing my nipples. I began undoing his belt as he stuck his tongue in my mouth. He wasn’t wearing underwear either. I needed to please him…… bad, so I pushed him to the other wall and tore off his shirt. He smiled as I kissed my way down his chest and stomach. Licking each nipple and sucking them hard as I jerked his huge member. I slowly lowered myself to my knees licking and kissing his six pack and was face to face with his rock hard cock.
Thick and juicy I thought. As I licked the shaft all over and sucked on his bare balls.
“Yeah man suck my nuts†he moaned. I gladly sucked and played with each one. After I had his dick well coated with saliva I spit on it one more time before I took as much of it as I could into my mouth.
“That’s all right baby no one ever takes it all†he said as he rubbed the back of my head. I got use to the feel of his cock in my mouth and began slowly taking it in and out of my mouth quickening the pace until I was going at a good pace with my hand on the base jerking it at the same time. He slapped both hands against the wall as his breathing picked up and he began thrusting into my mouth. I felt a small trickle of pre come and then a torrent of hot salty liquid filled my mouth. I choked on it. But I swallowed what I could to his delight. He was till catching his breath as I took up the astro glide and dropped my jeans and stepped out of them as I greased my seven inch dick. I grabbed him and pulled him to the ground and kissed him hard as he rolled onto his back. I reached under and ribbed the oil into his rectum.
“I am going to fuck you like an animal Chuck†I gasp as I let him taste his own spend which was all over my face and chest. He just nodded and licked my face as I spun him to his knees.
He leaned on his elbows to raise his ass in the air for me as I positioned myself behind him and without hesitation rammed into his ass. I planted my right foot for traction as I started pounding him hard, slapping his ass.
“Slap me hard even harder BITCH!, I wanna feel the sting!†he yelled as he pushed back into me and clenched his ass around my throbbing dick.
“Shut up and keep your ass up†as I slapped as hard as I could. He yelped with delight.
“Oh man when you are done I am so fucking you hardâ€
The thought of that big black penis violating me was a great thought I slapped my hands onto his ass and clenched as I fucked hard and fast filling his ass with a load of my hot love.
I was beginning to tire a little but he did not care. He pushed me down and spread my legs wide he finally took off his pants all the way. He grabbed the oil and used a lot of it on his still hard cock. He rammed some in my ass with his thumb. Then rubbed the tip of his dick along my ass and dick.
“The first time I saw you I knew I would fuck you, ya know that†he smiled and positioned to enter.
“Yeah well here we are, be rough, be very very rough†I said licking my lips. “ I am off tomorrow so I don’t need to walk properly†He smiled and shoved his eleven inch long cock in me to the balls and holding my legs in the air I felt the most intense pain for about five minutes and after that ecstacy. Fuck he pounded me harder and harder my ass felt huge as he pounded me mercilessly and seeing my cock grow again he used his oily hand to jerk me off.
“You like being my bitch don’t ya you freak†he said playing with my balls.
“Shut up and keep pounding me your big black cock is fucking great†I told him as his hard pounding was rattling my jaw.
He was going so hard sweat was flying off both of us. His breathing was speeding up and his eyes were closed tight. Then he let out a giant moan and came like thunder in my ass as I came all over his hand. He slowly sucked my jizz off his hands but did not swallow it so he could lean in and give me a snow ball. We continued kissing and tasting each other growing stuck together as the sweat, come and astro glide dried.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I gave dat bitch 12xu the drilling of his life. Dat ho is mine now.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I GOTS A FIVE POINT 0, A KNAPPY FRO, A BAG OF BLOW & I BE CRUZIN DOWN DA STREET WIT MA TWO BIT HO….CAUZ IMA NIGGER!
MA BOY LEROY, HIS GUN’S NO TOY, HE BE OUT JACKIN CARS WIT HIS SISTA JOY…..CAUZ IMA NIGGER!
I LOVES WHITE HOLE, BE’S ON PAROLE, FO ALL DA SHIT I FUCKIN STOLE….CAUZ IMA NIGGER!
I LIKES WHITE TAIL, BE BOUNDS TO FAIL & MA FAMILY REUNIONS BE HELD AT DA JAIL….CAUZ IMA NIGGER!
I DONE SHOT MA GRANNY AND DONE STABBED MA GRAMPS, SO I COULD STEALS DERE WELFARE STAMPS….CAUZ IMA NIGGER!
August 11th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Hilarious!!! I don’t know how much time you spent plagiarising that pathetic shit, but the laughable thing is not one person looking at this page would’ve bothered reading more than a single sentence of it! Goddamn, you really must be a no-life loser to have the time to look that shit up, edit it, and post it like it’s you’re own work. But I guess that when you’re not getting ass raped by your daddy or molesting the native wildlife, you’ve got nothing better to do in the trailer park.
What else you got gay boy? Haha, fucking pathetic! I love it!!!
August 19th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Apparently these racists have finally stopped posting their hate filled diatribes.
I can now safely return to my job at the glory hole. email me for directions.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
They say impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery, which is clearly true since I am a far, far superior human being than Andy Kaid, and I can’t blame that trailer trash redneck hick for aspiring to be a better person than he tragically is. But that last attempt was laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!
Your attempt at being funny? FAIL! Your attempt at being witty? FAIL! Your attempt at being a civilised human being? FAIL! Just give it up queer – you’re just embarrassing yourself more and more!
August 20th, 2008 at 9:32 am
I AM A PHYSICALLY DEFORMED, MENTALLY RETARDED ORPHAN AND WAS PICKED UP BY HHS FROM A RUBBISH DUMP. I WAS DIAGNOSED AS A MONGOLOID WITH AN IQ OF 60, HALF OF MY CEREBRUM HAS ATROPHIED DUE TO PREMATURE BIRTH AND THAT MY BIOLOGICAL MOM WAS A CRACKWHORE WHO PASSED HER DEFECTIVE GENES AND THE DRUG ADDICTION TO ME. I AM A GENETIC HALF NIGGER, WITH FUZZY HAIR, A MALFUNCTIONING PENIS AND A GAPING ASSHOLE. LIKE ALL NIGGERS, I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN AND MALT WHISKEY, AND AN OCCASIONAL WATERMELON. I AM ALSO GAY, AND WORKED AS A BUM BOY WHILE I WAS KICKED OUT OF THE ORPHANAGE BECAUSE OF MY MOLESTATION OF OTHER BOYS AND BABIES.
I AM NOW UNHAPPILY MARRIED TO A HINDI COOK, WHO MISTREATED ME AND WHIPPED ME DAILY IF MY BLOWJOB WAS NOT UP TO HIS EXPECTATIONS.
I NEED HELP!!!!
August 21st, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Keep trying homo! Anyone looking at this can easily read between the lines – your pathetic desperation and seething anger pleases me to no end!!! Hahaha, hilarious!!!!!
What else you got queer??? Keep it coming (coming like your daddy’s cock in your eagerly awaiting mouthhole/bunghole)!!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Mates you fucking cunts could at least share us your daily life stories yep.. on how you hate your fuckin mummy so much but that you kept living with the bitch since your lack of your social skill & that you cant take care of your selves… fuckin tell me the story about how mummy almost kicked you out of the house last night for being a useless fat shit or something… I’m all ears for you disfranchised fucking losers yep & will assist you with advice and my sense of understanding which hopefully will bring a positive change into your suicidal lives
August 24th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
@ Billy Britain: I think you’ll find that “Pineapple” Andy Kaid is the only person here still living with his mother, and the only reason for that is to continue with his penchant for inbreeding at the trailer park. The cunt is clearly a 40yo stay-at-home loser who still gets the pork sword deep in his bunghole every night from his father.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:16 am
U white muthaf*ckaz is da devil knowwhamsayin. U honkys is nothin compaird to da black man, nothin. I kick all yall white ass, knowwhamsayin. Yall can kiss my black ass, knowwhamsayin. And I gots me a white wominn 2.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Hahahaha. Thank God you’re defending ignorant chimps like MC Fever. The world needs more people like you 12XU. I couldn’t have cited a better example than that chimp. Enjoy his company, you deserve it.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Pineapple Homo Kaid = MC Fever = pathetic undercover attempt at justifying a sad and dated racist attiude. Get with the times cocksucker – this isn’t 1930 anymore, this is 2008 for fuck’s sake!
Gay boy, your desperate attempts have gone from amusing me to actually cringing at how painfully lame your efforts really are. You’re clearly leading quite the miserable life in the trailer park, but I guess you can’t be blamed for the fact that your mother and sister are the same person…
August 28th, 2008 at 7:43 am
New University Study Claims Americans Subconsciously Associate Black People With Apes
A study by psychologists at Stanford, Pennsylvania State University and the University of California-Berkeley says that many Americans subconsciously associate blacks with apes.
In addition, the findings show that society is more likely to condone violence against black criminal suspects as a result of its broader inability to accept African Americans as fully human, according to the researchers.
Quote:
The research took place over six years at Stanford and Penn State under Eberhardt’s supervision. It involved mostly white male undergraduates. In a series of studies that subliminally flashed black or white male faces on a screen for a fraction of a second to “prime” the students, researchers found subjects could identify blurry ape drawings much faster after they were primed with black faces than with white faces.
Quote:
“Despite widespread opposition to racism, bias remains with us,” Eberhardt said. “African Americans are still dehumanized; we’re still associated with apes in this country. That association can lead people to endorse the beating of black suspects by police officers, and I think it has lots of other consequences that we have yet to uncover.”
Maybe this is simply because they do act & look like apes?
Please share your thoughts on this 12XU
August 29th, 2008 at 7:28 am
After hearing Obama’s speech I am now no longer a nigger hater. Hahahahahahaha … only kidding. It’s refreshing to see that his father:
a. loved the white wimmins
b. abandoned his wife & kid
Typical Nigger Behavior (TNB)
August 31st, 2008 at 7:28 pm
You want my thoughts on that? Goddamn, you really a fucking idiot, aren’t you?! That just reinforces my point that racist hicks like you are not only an embarrassment to humanity, but that you’re all as dumb as fuck!!! I mean, you can’t tell the difference between a human and an ape? Shit, you hillbillies are even dumber than I thought. No wonder you rednecks are wholeheartedly into bestiality – you can’t draw the distinction between a farm animal and one of your own family members (not that it would matter to you, as you clearly enjoy rooting both). Not only that, but it also serves to make Americans look like ignorant fucktards and the US even more of a laughing stock (as if George W. wasn’t enough of an embarrassment as it is).
I thought you’d be a little more sympathetic towards discrimination, what with your face looking like a goatse and all. But I guess that goes some way in explaining your laughably misplaced anger and hatred.
By the way, I still don’t understand why you refuse to answer the question that I have asked your dumb ass repeatedly, i.e. what the fuck has skin colour got to do with you, and what fucking bearing/impact does it have on your trailer park lifestyle? Your lack of response is obviously your way of indirectly conceding how totally invalid, illogical and unsupportable your futile points of view are. Suck a dick fuckface!!!
August 31st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
You are an ignorant nigger lovin douche bag. It is apparent to all that your mother sucked nigger dick & you have a love for black penis. How often are you spreading your ass cheeks for a good black anal plundering? I’m sure that you are often servicing the local brothers. It absolutely defies logic that you would defend these blue lipped muh fuggin criminals, I hope your mother/sister/gay lover is brutally fucked by a yard ape. Peace owt muh fugga
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:20 am
Haha, that’s your lamest comeback yet!!! Angry much fuckface?!! Fucking hell, that is absolutely hilarious!!!!! Unfailingly you have yet again reinforced my point of view and solidified what you are – a disgusting piece of incest-loving animal-raping trailer park white trash shit!!!
Thanks for the laugh homo. HAHAHAHA!!!!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:00 am
I’m half White/Asian and I hate niggers. Why do I hate them would be an encyclopedia of one crime stat after another. I have traveled both inside and outside the US and it seems to be a very common theme in other countries as well and it’s all based on personal interaction and experience with the nigger beasts. If you’re not White please post on this thread as well and show support to those other great White members who post here. I get sick and tired of all those stupid niggers and those nigger-enablers who think it’s only a “White thing” to hate niggers, good news about diversity niggers, we all equally hate you and view you as disgusting as well. Remember niggers you’re lucky we don’t hate you as much as you do yourself, based on your nigger on nigger murder rates. By the way, FUCK YOU NIGGERS!
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Hey slope! Do you gooks refer to niggers as “round eye” or is that a term reserved for us whitefolk?
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Hey Doug, go fuck yourself asshole. An Asian promoting racism??? Haha, that’s rich – now I’ve seen it all! Only a narrow-minded fucktard would deride an entire race based on the sins of a few. Since you love broad generalisations, should I assume you’re a dog-eating, communism-loving fuckwit too???
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:35 am
FYI Mr. 12XU: Thailand really looks down on niggers. Rap music is not popular over there like it is in Japan. If a Thai women marries a black man she can not bring him to Thailand around her family. They may even disown her. And I don’t think it is a mistake that the half Thai and half nigger child over there are the most problems. I have seen this when I was growing up there and now when I go back to visit. The half niggers do most of the crime, rape and drug dealings over there and most of them are pimps. They do not get treated with respect like over here in U.S. Tiger Woods mother even said that it was not until her son was famous that Thai people treated her with respect for marrying a nigger man.
It’s pretty much like this throughout Asia, even if they listen to rap they still look down upon a nigger (bring a nigger home to Mom and Dad… only if you want to experience an honor killing on the receiving end). In fact they had clubs there specifically for niggers (there are many clubs that don’t allow niggers but all other races were acceptable) and the trash that wanted to meet them (usually ran from some bastard child and it’s coal-burning mom since it’s about the only job she could get for making such a mistake). I saw this in Japan, China, South Korea, Hong Kong, etc when I was in the area and it was universal the theme, niggers suck and so do the whores that committed bestiality.
September 9th, 2008 at 11:53 am
lots of early punk bands used “x” in place of “fuck”
it would make sense then that “x” means fuck because 1-2-x-u would then be “want to fuck you”.
apparently this individual wants to fuck Pineapple Andy Kaid
judging from his posts he is hiding his own desire by posting homophobic remarks.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
i love this song ive listendto it so many times that i have it memorized beginning to end!!:P
April 20th, 2009 at 5:42 am
WHAT IS WITH WHITE PEOPLE AND THE WORD NIGGAH?
IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT? IT’S LIKE MENTAL RETARDATION.
WHITE’S HAD THE GUN WHICH ALLOWED THEM TO COMMIT THE BIGGEST
GENOCIDE OF AMERICAN INDIANS KILLING A WHOLE COUNTRY. ENSLAVED, RAPED, KILLED, MOLESTED BLACK KIDS. A RACE OF PEOPLE THAT NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU. BLACKS INVENTED 51% OF EVERYTHING AROUND YOU, INCLUDING MUSIC ETC. HELPED IN EVERY MAJOR WAR. WE DON’T GO ON THE INTERNET JUST TO BASH WHITES, OR HAVE WHITE JOKES.
(HONKEY BECAUSE OF NOSE, OR CORPSE SKIN, CRACKER ETC) BECAUSE IT’S A WASTE OF TIME TO HATE HATE HATE. HOW DO YOU DO IT? IT’S AMAZING AND VERY PRIMITIVE. DEAD PEOPLE STARTED IT, LET IT DIE WITH THEM. STOP TEACHING EACH OTHER BULLSHIT.
THE ONLY TIME I THINK OF RACE IS WHEN WHITE PEOPLE REMIND ME.
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS, YOU DEVOTE TO MUCH TIME AND MONEY INTO A
WORTHLESS CAUSE. TELL GOD THAT HE MADE EVERYTHING ELSE IN COLOR BUT HE WAS IMPERFECT WHEN IT CAME TO PEOPLE. DAMN IT WOULD BE ONE BORING ASS WORLD IF WE WERE ALL THE SAME.
WE’D JUST FIND ANOTHER REASON TO HATE.
April 20th, 2009 at 5:48 am
WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO BUSY WASTING TIME HATING BLACK PEOPLE.
ALL OTHER RACES ARE FINANCIALLY TAKING OVER AMERICA. IT WILL BE FUNNY WHEN WHITE PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN HATING THEIR OWN KIND ALL ALONG. BE REAL, AFTER 500 YEARS OF BANGING EACH OTHER, AND MEDICAL APPLICATIONS, WE HAVE EACH OTHERS BLOOD.
HEY ASIANS, MEXICANS, MIDDLE EASTERNERS, WHY WHITES ARE SO OBSESSED WITH THE WORD NIGGER,(damn that’s childish) AMERICA IS YOURS FOR THE TAKING.
May 6th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Eww nigger licking. Why doesn’t she just buy the crack? It’s probably cleaner than that fat lipped baboon thing
May 16th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Derek doesn’t like licking black people because he prefers licking cocks.