Oksana Andersson Rocks Out in a Bikini of the Day
Her name is Oksana Andersson and she’s some import wife of some Soccer player I know nothing about because I don’t watch sports and if I did, soccer wouldn’t be one of them, because seeing a bunch of dudes running around in the grass, all light on their feet, trying to get the ball in the net, without touching each other is just a little too reminiscent of the Gay porn I starred in. I was stuck for cash and instead of a field, it was a back alley and instead of a group of dudes trying to get the ball in the net, it was a group of dudes trying to get the balls deep in the anus, so I guess it really isn’t anything like that experience, maybe it’s just that since that horrid night, groups of men just make me feel uncomfortable, or maybe it’s because the only soccer coach I ever knew in life used to rape the little boys, giving a whole new dimension to the sport.
Either way, Oksana Andersson is obviously a mail order bride dude picked out of a catalog and modified to his liking by throwing on some tit like she’s some Japanese car in desperate need of some sub-woofers, and she is probably very grateful he helped her get out of war torn Russia that she won’t stray and if she acts up a bit, he’ll just show her pictures of people lined up for their rationed bread to keep her in check.
Here she is in a bikini….
Here she is topless…..
June 28th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
she’s swedish…
June 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
According to the wiki she was born in Russian. But it doesn’t matter where she was born since those tits came from Taiwan and look so dumb.
June 30th, 2008 at 9:58 am
She is cute and sexy. She is also my favorite. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I wish i were a billionaire so I could go with this lavish, beautiful whore!!!! I love it!
July 1st, 2008 at 2:28 pm
you should watch more soccer
July 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
Holy shit those tits are so… unnatural and creepy looking, they look like some fucking pyramids.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Fake boobs. Horrible.