RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Ruslana Korshunova Edition
So this may be old news, Supermodel Ruslana Korshunova killed herself by jumping off the 9th floor of her Manhatten apartment yesterday afternoon. They say that it could have something to do with the Russian mob because they are fucking crazy, but it is most likely a suicide from a broken heart. Every Russian that I have ever met has always been a little off, I always blamed communism and the everyman is the working class, with rationed bread, poor living conditions, state issued clothes that everyone wore, like being raised in some kind of prison, but I never went to Russia and it was all speculation. They always seemed willing to hurt other people, but never themselves.
Now I don’t know this chick, but she was fucking successful and maybe she was taken away from her family too young, or maybe she couldn’t adapt to going from a life in hell and poverty to a life of Glizt and Glamor, while all she really anted was her her mother’s home cooked Borshch, but put up with the day to day shit of being a model to not let her family who she was sending her money back home to. Maybe it was drugs or too much pressure on herself or maybe it was a broken heart. But Russians are known to strong and to have no emotions are are too busy getting the job done, training for olympic sports, modeling or doing eveything in their power to get the fuck out of Russia like becoming mail order brides and you’d think that Ruslana was living the dream, but I guess sometimes the only way to stop the demons in your head or your unhappiness is off yourself. Suicide is for pussies, and it’s pretty fuckin’ sad especially when it’s a a beautiful successful girl who had her life ahead of her, and the cast of The Hills or some fat chick who is sad because no one really cares about, because the world has enough fat chicks and can do with one less.
Either way, I feel like I have lost one of my own, not because I am a model, but because I like to masturbate to picture of models. Ruslana Korhunova, RIP Motherfucker.
Geraldo stayed classy by airing footage of her dead body because dude will do anything to get people watching his shit:
July 1st, 2008 at 8:30 pm
How close are we to seeing things like that “Two Sluts and a Cup” video on regular television when people like Geraldo can leave a camera on a bloody corpse and show viewers the footage??
And I think it was that mesh crap covering the windows of her apartment that was the trigger — the last straw.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Very sad. I can not believe that they would air footage of her lifeless little body. Unbelievable..It’s sickening.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 am
I think this suicide thing is BS. I think it was murder.
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
Sad to see good pussy go to waste!
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:59 am
I’d still tap it.
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
I ever saw some super model on a celeb dating site ” w e a l t h y r o m a n c e s . c o m ” Very hot!
July 2nd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
When you all motherf*ckers make fun and sexual remarks of living people i can deal with it, but when it comes to dead, you better shut up.
George, how about i stick a pole up your ass?
DrunkenStepfather,
in general i find your site amusing, but let’s not speculate about death because who knows cancer might strike you any moment.
cheers…
July 2nd, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I thinks she was pushed, It was a professional job.
Whitness said she had her arms out in front of her as if to block the fall. All the bones in her arms and upper body were shattered, this poor girl was flexing and bracing in that fall IMO
These Russian mobsters in Manhatten and Brooklyn are real scumbags. They have a HUGE hand in trafficing and pimping some of these models. New Yorks “dumbest” need to open its eyes “death due to blunt trama” ..what a bunch of dumb fucks
Modeling at her level doesnt pay well enough for this 20 YO to have an apt on water street
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Fucking Fox News hit a new low with that footage, have some fucking respect, the only people that are supposed to see her dead body are her family and her loved ones, not the rest of the fucking World, where does Fox News get off?
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
oh and RIP Ruslana Korshunova
July 8th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
She wasn’t Russian, she was Kazakh. Is there a Kazakh mob?