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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is Drunk of the Day

Cheryl Tweedy Cole is some Girls Aloud Spice Girl wannabe, who married some black David Beckham wannabe, and she is drunk. Some people think she just dropped her keys while going out, others just think she was overserved as she celebrated her 25th birthday, but I know it’s got more to do with her trying to deal the pain of her failed marriage she is trying to restore because like Beckham, her husband cheated on her, because otherwise he wouldn’t be biting Beckham’s style properly and you’d think she’d be more understanding since she stopped eating to bite Posh Spice’s style, but she’s too busy hitting the bottle and feeling sorry for herself. That over dramatic drunk. I guess the good news for Cheryl Tweedy Cole is that alcohol cures all ailments for me and drunk chicks are fun, even when crying and throwing up on themselves because they usually don’t stop you when you try to fingerbang them.

2 Responses to “Cheryl Tweedy Cole is Drunk of the Day”

  1. popopo Says:

    Ever saw her on “millionairelover. c o m” It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

  2. Deano Says:

    Gimme a efing break, David beckham wannabe;’Putsy’, thats the norm in soccer. Players date models like you wash your ass(wish I hope is everyday).

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