Eva Longoria is like a cat in heat or a retarded kid who rubs it’s genitals up against things because shit feels good and because he doesn’t know any better, like that time I volunteered to teach retards how to swim and it ended up being a fucking circle jerk as 8 retarded kids pulled out their dicks and started beating their shit harder than their dad’s beat their moms while they were pregnant to make them end up the way they did. I tried to stop them, and figured if you can’t beat them, you might as well join them. The group that organized the retard swim wasn’t too impressed with my attempt to make those fuckers feel normal.

UPDATE: I HAD TO TAKE DOWN THE PICTURES BECAUSE I CAN’T AFFORD TO BUY THEM FOR OUTRAGEOUS PAPARAZZI CON ARTIST PSYCHOPATH CRIMINAL STALKER KICK EM WHILE THEIR DOWN BECAUSE THEY KNOW I CAN’T AFFORD THEIR SHIT

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3 Responses to “Eva Longoria Rides the FIre Hydrant of the Day”

1. leatherdaddy Says:
   July 4th, 2008 at 1:13 am

   thanks for sharing that story. had me rolling for some sad reason. keep drinking what you were drinking when writing this post.

2. jess Says:
   July 4th, 2008 at 4:08 am

   She has a nice ass…. Many be you can check the women on “m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e r . c o m” they all have good figures and attractive and …. young!

3. knobhill Says:
   July 4th, 2008 at 7:09 am

   best post ever

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