Ashley Tisdale in Her Ed Hardy Piece of Shit Bikini of the Day
I think Ed Hardy is the cheesiest fucking shit to hit the clothing stores in the last few years. I am talking worse than that overpriced Von Dutch shit that I remember seeing kids wear a few years ago and who paid something like 100 dollars for a $5 trucker hat all because it had some faggot color and brand name and now all those cheesy fucks who used to wear that Von Dutch trash because they thought it was classy cuz it was expensive are rocking this Ed Hardy shit that sell t-shirts for 300 dollars and that put that most retarded fucking shit on their shirts to justify the price. The designer’s like “we’ll put studs and diamond and gold and fuckin’ obnoxious designs and make the most expensive fucking t-shirt in the fucking store and people will eat it up because they are fucking idiots and think that just because it’s expensive, it’s cool”. Now, I don’t know shit about fashion, but I do know a lot about cha chi motherfuckers who just left the gym an hour before hitting the clubs so that they look jacked and I do know that they fucking annoy me, despite landing all the hot party chicks, but because they are just fuckin dumber than the shit my wife left smeared on the toilet seat.
The other day I was sitting at a coffee shop and some dude rolled through in a pick-up truck that had been spray painted with Ed Hardy stupidity and dude got out in a full Ed Hardy outfit, I’m talking hat, shirt, jeans, shoes, and he was the most colorful motherfucker in the place, and his loyalty to a shitty brand was pretty fuckin’ intense, but that didn’t change the fact that he was a fuckin’ asshole, in fact it was like a billboard announcing that motherfucker was a total asshole.
I guess it’s safe to say that Ashley Tisdale has been blinded by Disney’s iron fist and doesn’t have a clue as to what’s up, and maybe that’s why she’s rockin’ the shit, since Ed Hardy’s big marketing strategy is to get celebs in the shit so all the copycats who buy bottles because they think they are celebs buy the shit and I can only assume that these pictures of her in Ed Hardy will sell some bikinis to some 14 year old girls who are future party sluts in trianing. Happy 4th of July.
July 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
she’ a jew and has a fucked up body
July 4th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
She looks beautiful. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site “”"”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”" yesterday.
It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Bitch ain’t got no tits. I’d like to punch her right in her fake nose.
July 5th, 2008 at 2:26 am
She needs a big black dick inside her.
July 6th, 2008 at 1:59 am
They gave her a lobotomy with her nose-job.
The dumber you are, the more likely you’ll follow stupid fashion trends.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:04 am
My god she has a beautiful killer body, WOW its pretty. I love her tiny titts, cute.