Ellen Degeneres and Her Topless Lesbian Portia De Rossi of the Day
Here are the lesbian pictures that will end all lesbian fantasies because they are of Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi. The funny thing about Ellen is that everyone freaked out when she came out of the closet, like it was so fucking shocking. For the first 2 years that her show was on TV, I thought bitch was actually a dude played by David Spade and assumed Ellen was the name of the town they were living in. When I found out that she was actually a chick and that she was a lesbian, I was pretty much unphased because the only thing gayer than fuckin’ Ellen is a pair of bicycle shorts. The truth is that Ellen is such a lesbian they have a pair of construction boots and flannel named after her.
I don’t really believe in lesbianism, because I know all girls need dick and the only girls who denounce it are ugly, masculine and dudes don’t want them or rape/molestation victims who are scared of dick because it hurt them when they were 10. Lesbian couples are just like 2 best girl friends who sometimes lick each other’s pussies and help each other masturbate because it’s the nice thing to do and not because they are in love, they are just misguided to believe that their intense caring for each other is something sexual and more than the intense caring they have for their other friends, so when I first heard about this relationship I thought Portia was just out for a publicity stunt since no one knew who she was but has really pulled through and committed to Ellen for the long haul, but after seeing these pictures of her tits, I am a firm believer that they are something onlyanother woman could appreciate, since women are constantly telling each other how beautiful each they are, even when the person on the receiving end is 300 pounds, proving that women are far more accepting and lenient on their measure of beauty than me. I guess I am just an asshole..
July 8th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Opps!!!!! I think her partner is really….
She needs to picks up a new one from wealthyromances.com It’s a place to meet the classy, attractive and affluent!
July 8th, 2008 at 2:19 am
what the fuck is it with you fucking losers who want people to go to your fucking piece of shit dating website! fuck you and fuck your website you fucking piece of shit! these 2 bitches need some good dick. not the plastic ones either!
July 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
wealthyromances.com my ass. One advise, people. Only go to that site if you want to be ripped off other wise do yourself a favor and stay well away from it.
Loving Portia and Ellen pics.
Cheers.
July 8th, 2008 at 9:18 am
To the poster of this article:
Yes, you ARE an asshole.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:07 am
amanda rogers was the ugly one in sirens, adn having her be a dyke is no great loss, although i hope ellen is paying her well, because ellen looks older than my grandma, and half as sexy.
July 11th, 2008 at 4:30 am
I have always wanted t osee Portia topless since Arrested Development. Now I get to thank you for posting these. Now if I could only convince her to dump Ellen for me.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Ellen is sooo fucking lucky to have such a Beautiful & Gorgeous Lady as Portia (Amanda), I envy her big time.