Sandra Bullock’s Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day
There is nothing less attractive than an insecure girl, except for maybe a fat girl, but for the most part seeing insecure chicks turns me off so much that bitch grows a penis in my imagination and becomes off limits even when I am drunk.
I am not talking about insecurity on an emotional level, where she is looking for acceptance and love through suckin’ dick, I am talking insecure about her body so that she doesn’t get naked, wears t-shirts to the beach and makes you fuck her with the lights off. And when you want to jump in the shower with her dumpy body you’ve learned to accept because it is fucking you and that’s better than all the other girls who aren’t fucking you, she turns you away and asks for privacy because she doesn’t like you seeing her from uncomplimentary angles. It even happens with skinny chicks and shit’s fuckin’ ugly, but not as ugly as Sandra Bullock, who we should all thank for covering herself up, because I am sure there’s nothing down there we want to see. Even her boyfriend/husband/mechanic is lookin’ at her surong thanking her for helping him forget what he is currently fucking to allow him to remember what he once was fucking.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:36 am
The tribe has spoken…
Even Jesse looks disgusted at Sandra’s Survivor tryout!
July 8th, 2008 at 1:13 am
SEXY! I think women with some cloth looks more attractive. If you want to meet/flirt with the real sexy women, wealthyromanceS.Com is the best place….
July 8th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I totally disagree with you on this one. Jesse looks ok with everything….come on their at the beach and they are low key not some fuckin sluts out for attention. She may have had some drinks looks like but whatever…