Ashlee Simpson’s Got Hard Pregnant Nipples of the Day
I heard when girls get pregnant, their nipples turn dark brown, so it’s safe to say that Ashlee Simpson has herself some African nipples and shit are hard while she’s out shopping with her fat baby filled uterus while Jessica sits at home crying and eating a container of ice cream because no one she wants is willing to knock her up, which is unfortunate because I know I would. Shit’s a pretty solid retirement plan, one better that knocking Ashlee Simpson.
The only mystery in all this is who knocked up this Simpson and why is Pete Wentz taking the blame, because everyone knows he’s scared of vagina, mainly his own.
Here’s some bonus pictures of Ashlee Simpson yesterday dressed like a french painter or someone married to a commerical Emo sexually confused asshole or a sailer at the ragatta lookin’ fat and fat tittied because she’s pregnant and not because she’s wearing horizontal stripes. See, I know fashion.
July 9th, 2008 at 2:48 am
This bitch needs punched in her fake nose!
July 9th, 2008 at 4:01 am
I think she like to wear like a godess. I thnk the girls on ☆☆☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ know how to make up well. It’s a place to meet the classy, attractive and affluent!
July 9th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Nothing you write is very entertaining at all.
Why dont you get a fucking comedian to write this shit for you?
I mean yes, this bitch sucks and has big titties but there are better jokes here then that.
In closing, it is nice to see that spammers are fucking douche bag foreigners who cant speak any fucking english on EVERY website.
Does it hurt to sit on your hairy dick all day?
July 9th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
YEAH, THIS DUDE SUCKS. SUPERFICIAL.COM’S WRITER IS WAY BETTER! HE ACTUALLY POSTS ENTERTAINING STUFF THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND CAUSE WELL…HE WENT TO GRAMMER SCHOOL AND HERE’S THE BONUS: ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY STUFF! DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM IS LIKE BAD SEX..WITHOUT THE FREE DRINKS BEFOREHAND. NEXT!
July 9th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
AFRICAN NIPPLES F U YOU RACIST BASTARD!
July 10th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Dlisted is superior to all though.