Jessica Simpson and Her Cougar Cleavage of the Day
It was Jessica Simpson’s birthday get together, at least that’s what people are saying, because her birthday is in 2 days. If you are wondering why I know that, which I am sure you are, because I don’t even know my own birthday, it’s because I looked it up because she looked like she was getting on in years. It turns out that she’s turning 28, so that means she’s only a few years away from being a dried up cougar at the end of the hotel bar, licking her lips for some college kids in her cleavage shirt, trying to cover up her muff gut, in hopes of getting dick and encouraging the kids to cum in her, or on her face so she can artificially inseminate herself, only to find out she’s waited too long and is barren.
It’s a sad lonely life for such a hot set of tits.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
As if 1,000,000 guys wouldn’t jump at the chance to sleep with her.
July 9th, 2008 at 2:41 am
I’d like to smack my dick across her face a couple of times and give her a golden shower.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:22 am
SEXY! But her boots go wrong. I think she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ☆☆☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….