Heidi Klum Licking Ice Cream of the Day
I tried to convince a teenage girl to let me film her eating her Dairy Queen soft serve the other day. I told her that I wanted to put it on the internet and make her famous, at first she was excited about it, but then I accidentally tried selling her on the fact that tons of old men would totally be jerking off to it, something I probably should have kept to myself until after we made the video.
The truth is that getting off to a girl eating ice cream is pretty fucking desperate. It’s the shit pedophiles do everytime they go to the ice cream parlor to scope out hot new pussy (literally) multiple times a day and it seems pretty fucking creepy to do when you’re older and watching girls your own age do that shit. You all think it’s this whole simulated blowjob shit, but we all know if Heidi was really trying to show us how she sucks cock, she would have chosen chocolate ice cream.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:08 am
She likes to do a 71. That’s a 69 with 2 fingers up her ass.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Ever saw her on ☆☆☆☆ WealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
July 10th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Woasa– soon she’ll be sucking on da president’s cone!
July 11th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I have some natural topping to sweeten that up with, make it yummy good.