Some New J.Lo Bikini Pics of the Day
I saw a teenage pregnant girl and her teenage baby daddy walking down the street. It was funny because I could tell that dude refused to pay for her abortion because he wanted to buy an ounce of weed instead and was having second thoughts, like the time I spent the allowance my wife gave me on a wooden statue of Jesus at a garage sale, which seemed like a great idea, until I brought it home and realized that I didn’t have any booze for the next week. I could tell that dude was going to run as fast as he fuckin’ could when the baby took it’s first breath and for some reason, that made me happy.
About 5 minutes later, I saw a hot mom, she was carting around a couple of kids and was dressed like a classy escort in short shorts and a cleavage shirt, obviously she successfully bounced back from her pregnancy. I guess she missed all the attention boys used to give her before she gave up her uterus to some rich guy for a secure future and a benz. J.Lo wasn’t quite as lucky with that, but here are some pictures of her in her bikini from the other day, from some new angles for you J.Lo fans.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
no mom tits? booo
July 9th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
i know she got the worst of all worlds
July 10th, 2008 at 12:38 am
I’d still get on that hard.
July 10th, 2008 at 12:51 am
She probably likes getting fucked hard in the ass by skeletor.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Cool. We ever talked via a rich club ”
wealthy romanceS. cOm ” where romancing with the rich/celebrity! He is looking for his MISS RIGHT now.