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Miley Cyrus Has No Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Miley Cyrus on the beach for a scene of her show in a pair of short fucking shorts. I guess the executives at Disney have come to terms with the fact that they’ve been jerking off to the spycam videos of Miley’s changing room for so long that it’s time to share the wealth, but I know that if this was my daughter, I wouldn’t let her leave the fucking house like this, I’d make sure she was in a sheer t-shirt with no bra, but only because I think dressing like that leads to better opportunities and it’s never too early to start.

I was randomly messaged by a girl today, someone I don’t know, and I asked her what she was wearing because that’s what I do. She turned around and called me a creep, automatically assuming that I was trying to get sexy with her, without even considering that maybe I am into fashion. Not to mention it’s the middle of the fucking day and she’s probably sitting in an office and cheap business casual doesn’t give me boners. But the real issue was that she called me a fuckin’ creep, when she’s the one messaging people she doesn’t know on the fucking internet, that’s the gateway shit that gets teenage girls raped and murdered by psycho’s they met online, so I guess she’s the creep.

The truth is that the real creep in all this is you, because the image of Miley Cyrus in short shorts turns you on but not as much as the idea of Miley Cyrus with no legs, beause you like the idea of her not being able to run away. Sicko.

BONUS - PICTURE OF HER SIMULATING A BLOWJOB

6 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Has No Legs of the Day”

  1. Kassidy Says:

    I’m pretty sure thats illegal. I think it’s funny as hell… but I think if you even doctor a pic of an underaged girl performing a sex act, you can get in trouble.

  2. LOL Says:

    i’ve never wanted to eat out a 15 year old till now

  3. ojesii Says:

    She has a really NUDE photo on ** wealthyromanceS.Com ** That’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb!

  4. Derek Says:

    Her mouth was made for suckin big black dick.

  5. ojesii Says:

    I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.

  6. Sprmcandy Says:

    The girl has nice legs.

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