Eva Longoria is a Rat in a Bikini of the Day
Eva Longoria’s really got nothing going on. She’s not hot, her features are weak, the only really thing she’s got going for her is that she’s not fat, something I am convinced Americans hold in high regard, because every bitch there is fat so that when a skinny girl walks by everyone goes fuckin’ crazy like it’s cinco de mayo. The truth is that she’s a fucking mexican and the last thing the world needs is to see anothr Mexican on TV, I figure people are already tired of us from seeing us work as gardeners, restaurant dishwashers, car washers, hotel staff, construction world and don’t need to be reminded that we are slowly and quietly taking over the world.
I guess what it comes down to is that Eva Longoria marries black french dudes, and like a black french dude I used to hang with because he was always down for a good time spending money he stole from his work on taking me to the strippers and everytime a black chick would get on stage, he wouldn’t look because he felt she was taking their race down a couple notches and not helping the advancement of blabk people, not to mention he liked fucking blondies with fat asses and was repulsed by his own kind since they reminded him of his mother. Maybe I’m just a self-hating mexican.
Who really gives a fuck about what I have to say, look at her fucking bikini pictures, she’s probably pregnant, because you give a fuck about this rat of a woman… Asshole.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Damn, you need a hug bruh….it’s not that serious.
July 11th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
There is another gossip – Jenifer Aniston joined a celeb/rich dating site ( wealthyromanceS. cOm ) as she is alone for so long!
July 11th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Didn’t she used to have tits?
July 11th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Thats “ok”.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Nope. Never had tits. Just those big ass Bugs Bunny Teeth. She thought that bathing suit was a carrot.
July 11th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I didn’t know she was Mexican.
July 11th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
she might be related to jesus ha
July 11th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
EVA SAYS “HI HATERS!”
July 12th, 2008 at 12:16 am
PLEEZE NIGGA IF SHE LET U YA MEXICAN MEATBALL HEAD ASS WOULD GIVE UP YA NEXT THREE CHECKS JUST TO LICK HER FEET HOMO
July 12th, 2008 at 1:15 am
She loves that big black dick. I bet she holds tony’s cum in her mouth, swishes it around, blows bubbles, gargles it and then swallows every last drop like the whore that she is.
July 12th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Spot-on about big American women. Goes with the SUVs, McMansions, general lifestyle excess, Bush presidency, etc.
We’re the world’s biggest polluters too.
However, I wouldn’t say Eva’s all that skinny anymore.
July 12th, 2008 at 10:01 am
who ever wrote this garbage is an IDIOTA!!! tony’s mother is not black you dumb-ass, she is white.. his dad is black…. get your story straight and do research before you talk shit.
July 12th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Look at those tattoos. It’s like they were done in prison. They look hideous.
I was at the beach last weekend, and the chick next to me has this ugly NY Yankees symbol tattooed on her back. and I’m thinking, is she a fucking moron? I mean seriously.
On the other hand, woman who get tattoos are such easy lays. They’re a big sign that says “I can be had for a cup of beer. Go for it!”
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July 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
“Spot-on about big American women. Goes with the SUVs, McMansions, general lifestyle excess, Bush presidency, etc.
We’re the world’s biggest polluters too.
However, I wouldn’t say Eva’s all that skinny anymore.”
Actually, china outpollutes by far.
Nothing wrong with “big” women. Everything is wrong with fatass women. Oh, and bitches too.
I happen to enjoy this view point as “eva” looks like nothing more than a bottom feeder to me.
And on the subject of tattoos. . .there IS a reason they are called Tramp Stamps.