James Blunt’s New Pussy in a Bikini of the Day
James Blunt proves that if you are a little guy who isn’t much to look at, all you have to do is teach yourself the guitar, figure out how to sing about things that make girls wet in the panties, get signed and pretty much whore yourself out to middle aged women and ladies with a broken heart through your record deal that ends up making you a lot of money. Once that happens, you can date and walk around models and other tall girls to let everyone know just how much power you actually have.
It turns out that eating a bag of chips everynight while playing videogames alone in your shitty basement, slowly getting fatter and fatter while chronically masturbating, your idea of satisfying your woman, who is actually a rubber vagina toy your mom got you because she was concerned that if ever you came in contact with a real one, you’d be scared of it and this would ease you into it all while not showering and pretty much lookin’ like you’ve given up on life, doesn’t work quite as well.
Here he is on vacation with some slut, just to show that he smarter than you.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Ewwww…..she’s no Carrie Underwood!!!
July 11th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ♥♥♥ WealthyRomances.Com ♥♥♥ where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!
July 11th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
But she is a pretty slut.
July 11th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
He isn’t that smart, just famous. That is more than an incentive to get easy poon. Man needs to get to a spray on tanning booth.
July 12th, 2008 at 12:57 am
She needs to dump this lame white motherfucker and get fucked by a real man that has a 12 inch snake that will make her scream all night long.
July 12th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
You guys are missing a couple of points.
First of all, while his music is pretty awful, he’s not a bad looking guy, and he’s in decent shape.
Second, famous guys can get any class of chicks. He could be getting victoria secrets chicks. That’s the way of the world. Get over it.
July 16th, 2008 at 9:59 am
No amount of money or gifts would ever get me to date
James Blunt,the dude is just ugly,as well as an embarassment to the music industry.
How can any lady date James Blunt,and hold her head up high??