Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures of the Day
I realize why Hulk Hogan wants to fuck his daughter and that’s just because no one else will. He’s just being a caring dad who can’t accept that he produced something so fucking ugly but still wants the best for his baby and doesn’t want her self-esteem to dwindle into suicidal rage, so he gives her the normal male attention a girl needs.
He realizes that no dudes ever call his girl back after they have their way with her while drunk and the family try to rationalize it by blaming it on the fear of getting confronted by her overbearing, wrestling dad and they aren’t man enough to take him own in the backyard wrestling ring for her hand in marriage or some weird ritualistic shit that goes down in the trailer parks of Tampa Bay. But that’s just what they want to believe. The truth is the first dude who comes along and sticks with this bitch after sticking it to her will get to go on a shopping spree with the Hulkster and get all the crazy pants his heart desires, making her dowry something equally as trashy as her, but the sad truth is that I’ve fucked ugly chicks for less return.
She’s big, has a broken down chevy of a face, the kind you find in the backyard acting a place for illegitimate kids to play and a pick up truck body to match. She has no real talent or future, just an inheritance, which is good enough for me, but doesn’t take away from the fact that she has no ass at all, her legs kinda just mutate into her very broad back. Even after taking the same path of many inadequate girls that only a daddy would love and getting a pair of fake tits to compensate, she’s even gone so far as to get in shape and lose the fat she was hiding behind all her life only to find out that she is still a waste of time for annyone with any dignity. For the record, I have no dignity.
I am not sure if she’s the header picture of the girl in the white bikini, because I am not even sure if that’s a girl or just Hulk Hogan incognito, but I had to post it mainly out of fear but also to help you come to terms with your homosexuality in babysteps.
July 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ♥♥♥ WealthyRomances.Com ♥♥♥ where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!
July 15th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Oooh!!! Rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!!!!!! What more could we stupid Americans want??!
The chick in the white bikini isn’t Brooke Hogan, is she?
July 15th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
That’s not Brooke that’s Hulk Hogan’s new girlfriend
July 15th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
that is not brooke you can see her bathing suit in the bottom right corner of the picture like the other lady is helping her do some thing.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
is it just me.. or does that chick in the white bikini look a lot like kid rock..
July 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I bet she fucks her dad and swallows his jizz. What a fucking piece of shit no talent whore she is.
July 15th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
well I thought an adams apple was for drag queens…
July 15th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Why is the guy wearing a white bikini? That is scary stuff.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Not sure,but that does appear to be Brooke Hogan in the white bikini(or a lookalike cousin).
But dang,Brooke looks horrible without makeup,not to mention she has a bad acne problem.
Any way you slice it,Brooke Hogan looks like a tranny,and an ugly one at that.
July 20th, 2008 at 4:41 am
You’re all assholes. She doesn’t look that bad! What on earth is wrong with her figure? I suppose she would have to be some anorexic tanned pygmee in order to meet with your approval. To end my rant I would like to see some pictures of Y’all so I could compare them with HER “physique”. I’m quite sure you all have some physical traits which do not fit in with current “demands” either…. DUH! Easy to criticise the way someone looks by blog: Just the right medium: nobody sees what *you* look like and moreover you can hide behind some silly pseudonym. Bunch of cowards!