Hayden Panettiere’s Got Herself a Record Deal of the Day
Hayden Panettiere figures it’s time to tap into her other talents, I am not talking about opening up a moving company or joining a carnival, I am talking about talents she thinks she has because her mom’s positive reinforcement while drunk has given her an ego and you get to experience this shit thanks to some kind of record deal.
It seems like the record industry is so fucking desperate that they are throwing deals at anyone with an already established fan base, even though they aren’t actually singers but are just hoping their creepy fans will stock up every CD and merchandise they have in hopes that shit leads to a concert tour and more music videos, because it gives them something to hope for and more content to masturbate to, because masturbation for a lonely man with an obsession for Hayden Panettiere is a sad experience that involves tears for lubrication and now bad songs to drive the point home, all over their fanboy bellies.
Either way, if I could get it up, this would be my masturbation song for the week. Not because I like Hayden Panettiere, but because I hate myself. It’s garbage and if I cared, I’d be annoyed that all these sluts of the moment think they can get their hands in everything entertainment. They are taking us all for a fuckin’ ride and making a lot of money doing it, but that doesn’t change the fact that Hayden’s song fucking sucks and so does her oversized head, broad shoulders and mutant body that could only come from fetal alcohol syndrome and loved by an alcoholic mother, which I guess kinda worked out for her.
Listen to the preview here becaue It Fucking Sucks…
July 16th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
July 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
As expected the marketing comes first in today industry.
Here is how they do it.
Years ago they used auto tune to correct slight pitch mistakes but now ANYBODY can sound great
A pro singer (usually the Vocal coach) records the vocals on one track.
The actress does her best one line at a time.
The master work file then goes to another studio (highley secure) The engineer then open up the waveforms and correct all the flats, sharps and bad intonation on a a screen using the real singers voice a guide. They go words for word it usually takes 2 days per song
(It’s like a CAD for vocals)
It test copy then goes to the Disney, Time Warner etc for approvel
If the vocals are to perfect they will actually put in some flubs.
Papers and disclosure agreements are signed and the master is sent to the CD maker.
The actual writer and enginners get paid shit and the song and “T&A puppet” makes millions.
On tour the drumer put on headphones to keep the band in time with all the pre-recorded vocals as the mic is left on for the “artist” to yell out audience cheers and stuff in between lines.
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This is so they can call it “live” take $150 tickets and avoid fraud charges.
July 16th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Do you like movies about gladiator’s?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
The big question of the day is………Who did Hayden have to fuck to get that record deal????
July 17th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Talentless Ali Lohan is the absolute proof that anyone can get a record deal! And she refers to herself as an “ARTIST!!!”