Helen Mirren’s Got Some Big Grandma Tits in a Bikini of the Day
I just made a new friend on the stoop of my apartment. He was this 20 year old dude who was just sitting there talking to himself. His conversation seemed pretty fucking intense as he was laughing loudly, and screaming, then whispering and crying, shit was like an emotional roller coaster and when I looked to see if he had his CIA blue tooth ear piece that junior executives everywhere are rockin in hopes of making their boring lives seemingly more interesting. I decided that dude was obviously talking to himself, so I figured I’d be a nice guy and strike up some conversation so he didn’t feel so alone. It was a mistake.
He went off on how he was involved in some kind of rape last night and that the woman was his friend’s girlfriend’s grandmother because he loved her fucking cookies so much. He figured if she knew how to bake so well, her pussy was probably prime and when she was passed out on her cancer meds in her room, he slipped in to slip it in her. He then started laughing hysterically and that’s when I decided to peace, because crazy people who talk about raping grandmother’s freak me out.
The truth is the only thing better than an old pussy, that can’t get pregnant because it dried up long ago, is young hot pussy on the pill, but I guess it’s a beggars can’t be choosers situation.
Here is Oscar winning Helen Mirren in her bikini, showing of the tits that made her famous and the good news is that she’s only 63 and not 80, like the big breasted senior citizen I once loved when working at the old folks home.
July 16th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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July 16th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I’d hit it. Twice.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
She’d kill you.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 16th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Helen has bumped your mom to #2 on my list.
July 16th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
that cougar just made my day. i would turn her naughty spot into a theme park and a buffet.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
HOLY SHIT! She’s 60 something??? Yeah, I’d fuck her, just like most of the sorry ass girls I’ve fucked in my life.
July 16th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
christ…she looks GREAT!
i’d bang her 9 ways to tuesday!
she’s soo sexy…
July 16th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
you and Michael K are the funniest blogging bastards. I wish you would focus less on unknown vaginas and spend more time dishing and dog’in celebs.
btw..Helen is a hot ass bitch. I’m not a lez but, I’d do fuckity times to her
July 16th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Do you ever listen to your neighbors have sex? and start beating off when you here her moan? and hope that he fucks that slut harder so she screams louder?
July 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Hmmm,Helen Mirren is one hot granny!
Great tit’s for a woman her age.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:45 am
Helen turns 63 later this week, and she looks fantastic in these photos!
I have been a fan of her’s since she I first saw her in Excalibur in 1981.
Cheers Helen, you are awesome.
July 22nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
You should see her in “Age of Consent”, made in 1969. That is certainly one beautiful woman.