Uma Thurman is a Mess in a Bikini of the Day
I decided to go out and get a sandwich and was stuck waiting in line behind what I thought was a normal fat middle aged construction worker. He turned as was looking my direction and I didn’t think anything of it. My hands were full cuz I was carrying some shit and my hair was in my eyes, in one of my gayer maneuvers, I whisked my hair back like some kind of supermodel in a beach photoshoot, unintentionally. This caught the construction workers attention and dude was staring at me straight up llike I was also some kind of bear and we were going to go fuck in the back of his pick up truck. I ignored the looks, ordered my sandwich and when I asked her to put salami on it, the motherfucker licked his lips and moaned “mmmmm, i love salami”. I didn’t know how to react so I did what any normal person would do and followed him to the bathroom to suck his dick.
No seriously, you should never turn down a hook up, but I am not inot that whole gay thing, I just ended up paying and leaving the place feeling like I had just been raped, but with a new ego boost, because if horny gay overweight construction workers want a piece, there’s bound to be a girl equally desperate out there.
Speaking of overweight dudes who like to fuck, here are some Uma Thruman pregnancy bikini pictures from the other day, because I am slow moving.
July 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
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July 16th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 16th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I’d hit it.
July 16th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
I should spam some other website like ESPN.COM
July 17th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Uma Thurman has really let herself go over the yrs.
She needs to hit the local gym,and avoid foods that are going to bloat her stomach.
July 17th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Are you sure she dose not have to ripp a great big Fart
July 17th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
called growing old and having kids..
July 17th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
bobo, then stop spamming, i just saw your exact same shit on another site under the name rose. get a life and damn thats a belly.
July 18th, 2008 at 1:33 am
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yummy—tummy