Jennifer Aniston’s Sad Hard Nipple of the Day
Jennifer Aniston’s nipples are always hard, I remember that shit being the only reason I watched Friends, or thought that she was hot in any way. But today’s hard nipple is different and not a hard nipple of happiness but a hard nipple of desperation. It stems from the news that the love of her life and ex-husband, Brad Pitt, who wouldn’t get her pregnant, has just given birth to not 1 but 2 babies with another woman.
You know that as she cries on the inside, the only baby cries she hears are the ones in her broken reams and her nipple is feeling that pain and it slowly puts itself out there in some kind of hormonal reaction to the news, just hoping there was a baby of its own to feed, but no matter how hard it looks or tries, it won’t find one, becaue there isn’t one.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com ¨*:·. ” It’s a site dedicated to rich people/celeb and the admirers.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
What does the media see in this ugly bitch? They always talk about her no talented ass. Fuck her! Put a bag over that head you fucking ugly whore!
July 18th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Ron, perhaps you crave romance with the rich & celeb?
July 18th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I never noticed her nipples on friends, i was shocked one day to find out that my other half actually fancied her the most out of the friends girls… I mean, wtf?
July 18th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Poor Jen needs some serious black dong action to forget about Brad Pencil Dick Pitt.
July 18th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Shes a pathetic crybaby.She and her nips can piss off.Good luck in your search for children with that ass pirate Jhon Mayer.What a world class choad.
July 18th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
You guys are losers she’s a beautiful woman and she doesn’t even talk about brad anymore for christs sake leave the woman alone already and move on from this stupid brad pitt crap its so old. She can’t even walk to her car without a bunch of crap being said about her.
July 18th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Yeah, well juju - did you ever wonder if there were really good reasons for that?
July 19th, 2008 at 4:01 am
I’d happily give her a baby, or six. And keep her sad, hard nipples company. Besides, hasn’t she been boinking that John Mayer person? They can’t be that sad.
July 19th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Having twins these days = fertility treatments.
July 19th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Jvon, Johnny Pee Good has boasted about peeing on his women - it turns him on. He’s deleted this and other stuff from his blog though. heheheheh
July 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Jenifer is really pretty, she turns me on. I would rub my cock on her hard nips until I squirted sperm all over her sweet face. Again and again.
July 19th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
you are sad people. leave the lady alone.
July 20th, 2008 at 9:13 am
I wonder how long the romance between Jennifer Anniston and John Mayer will last.
I hear that John Mayer is largely endowed,so I think we all know why she is dating that talentless shmuck.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Everyone should get a life! I mean seriously! I
July 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I am an idiout that cant not spell or use corrrect grammer and always try to spam ever one with some stupid website that no gives a shit aboot.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Leave Jennifer alone already! Jeez! Especially you, RON! Didn’t your mother ever teach you to not say anything if you don’t have anything nice to say? Jennifer is beautiful and talented. She and Brad broke up after 5 years of marriage. She’s over it, he’s over it. Leave her alone. She never even mentions Brad and/or Angelina. Leave her alone. She’s done nothing to deserve such harsh words.