Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Pants of the Day
The nice thing about this Lohan lesbianism is that she’s brought a new face to the movement. Sure I always knew that hot chicks liked to get down with other girls, but the media and all the lesbian clubs I try to sneak in by pretending I am a woman on hormone therapy always throws these dyke images in my head. I figure it’s the lesbian way to keep dudes as far away from them as possible, since they hate penis, and figure if they put shaved head, fat chicks in wifebeaters and overalls with a pair of construction boots and flannel shirt tied around their waists on a motorcycle, we’ll be turned off and they are fucking right.
With people like Lohan and her amazing tits adding much needed new imagery to a tired sexuality choice of ugly girls who can’t get cock and the only hope for happiness is with other ugly chicks guys don’t want so that they aren’t lonely, lesbianism and lesbian clubs may take a whole new turn. I predict lots of copycat lesbians hit, kinda like how cociane got big with young hot girls cuz celebs were doing it, only with more pussy licking.
All that hard lesbian work the hard lesbian motorbikers have been doing is going down their lesbian toilet where their tampons should be going, only the testosterone shots took that shit away from them too.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 pm
First fucker!
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:30 pm
How about that wnba fight last night? Funny huh? Tell that spammer to eat my shit! It’s only a matter of time before lindsay goes back to fucking and sucking real live dick, not the plastic ones!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
It’s rare to see a “lipstick lesbian”,so the million dollar question is………….Is Lindsay really a lezzie,or just a bi
who is “experimenting”…..
Gotta luv Lindsay,no matter what way she chooses to swing.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Her constantly furrowed brow makes her look like she has some chronic constipation.