Brooke Hogan Rocks a Bikini in Some Staged Pictures of the Day
Yesterday’s news was that Brooke Hogan hasn’t turned down an offer to show off her manly muscles in Playboy. I originally thought it was weird that she was entertaining the offer, not because she doesn’t need the publicity push since her heyday is pretty much expired and is already a hasbeen before ever really being anyone, but because her dad’s always against her pictures being “too sexy” for lad mags and shows up on set to make sure everything is at the acceptable level of slut.
An insider close to the family told me that Hulk actually approached Playboy because Brooke is finally starting to catch onto the fact that it’s not normal for him to watch her and masturbate while she showers or for him to hide in the closet while and watch her as she fucks or even for him to “accidentally” walk in on her everytime she’s changing, and he just wants to have some photographic tastefully shot images that he can sneak into the bathroom with him whenever he needs to get off without having to deal with Brooke’s questions when she realizes his behavior’s been inappropriate.
I heard that he even thought about hiring a photographer to do the shots for him, but without sound reason or purpose, the photographer refused the job because it was creepy and this is Playboy shit is his last real option to cum to his little girl’s pussy hair and make some money in the process….
Either way, here are some staged bikini pictures because this girl is trying hard, and the whole staged pictures phenomenon really takes away from the joy of posting candid shots that I used to love doing. It’s like the publicists caught on to the fact that sexy or sleazy gets noticed and they decided to fabricate sexy or sleazy situations in hopes of getting the same results, but it’s just too fucking obvious and breaks my heart in doing what I do.
July 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
She is a no talent piece of shit whore.
July 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
July 24th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
wtf did she do to that poor dead little koala bear?
July 24th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
She looks like she could rip my arms off with her bare hands and then beat me to death with them before I even had time to bleed out.
July 24th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
NFL training camps have opened.Why has’nt she been signed?
July 24th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
If no one has told her yet……BITCH YOU ARE AN UGLY ASS, DICK WAVING BITCH WHO WE ONLY KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE YOUR DADDY WASTED HIS MONEY TO TRY TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS..GO THE FUCK AWAY CUNT!!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
DUDE, your comment made me laugh it was too funny! Thanks!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I don’t get it? Why is everyone so mean to Brooke? I don’t believe that she has done anything to anybody? All you loser guys putting her down…you would do her in a minuite. Unless your Gay.
July 24th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
She should just join the WWE and get it over with already *geez*
July 24th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
it’s horrible the hateful things that are said about her.
i think her body is quite nice, she’s just on the tall/broad side.
the mean comments just aren’t funny.
July 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
No matter how tall/broad she is I still want to stick her in the pooper
July 24th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
This is a dude with no fucking talent who has her daddy pay his way for us to have to see her ugly ass…fuck her!!
July 24th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
She’s a fucking cunt that fucks her dad.She probably fucked her loser brother to.They might have tag teamed her.Her music sucks to.She’ll probably pose nude at least 4 times before she goes away to the old folks home.
July 24th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
I lied about rich celebs on ·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com ¨*:·.! Ever boddy knows only loosers would go that ☆☆☆website☆☆☆and only looser with no chance at life or having ever a poor frend would spend all day promoting it ♥♥♥.
July 24th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
All you loser guys putting her down…you would do her in a minuite. Unless your Gay.================
not gay in the least dude, just dont want to get pounded by a middle linebacker, l dont like my women anorexic of any crap like that, but i do like women who are littler than your average man. plus her face is harsh.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
“Danger Will Robinson, danger!!!!”
Shit….those fake tits will put an eye out and her thighs could crush bricks.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
I guess Brooke Hogan figures that bad attention,is
better than no attention at all.
She must know that ppl like me,tear her apart on
sites like this…….But she obviously does not care…..
If I was as ridiculed as Brooke Hogan,I would at least
try to give myself a makeover,or develop a major drug addiction,so I could get through the day without committing suicide.lol
That pic of Brooke Hogan holding the football is by far the most unflattering pic I have ever seen of her.
She looks like a man(what else is new),and her arm
looks deranged…
And now,VH1 is going to premiere her reality show
‘Brooke knows best’,and I hear it’s even more of a
stinker than ‘Hogan knows best’.
And yes,I have heard weird shit about Hulk Hogan being a major perv…
After all,the Hulkster did fuck Brooke’s bestie(and she couldn’t have been older than 20)
The whole family is gross through and through,
and although brother Nick doesn’t realize it yet,
he should thank his lucky stars that he is in prison,
so he doesn’t have to witness this shit.
July 24th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Her brother Nick is in prison getting fucked up the ass by black guys.
July 24th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Who is the guy with the bikini top on? What a cruel hoax. You said a chick was “rockin” a bikini (whatever that means), and then you show a guy?
You guys are tough.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:09 am
She isn’t a man? I love how her boobs look like the football. Sexy. She’s so feminine.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:35 am
I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.
July 25th, 2008 at 2:54 am
It’s a man baby,yeah!
July 25th, 2008 at 5:06 am
The offer to pose nude is from Playgirl magazine right?
July 25th, 2008 at 9:44 am
She’s not the feminine ideal, but come on, you fatties writing these comments would jump at the chance to fuck her.
July 26th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Damn this chick is getting like Mariah Carey, tease tease tease…why doesn’t she just give it up and pose nude…..whats her washed up dad gonna do? Oh yeah probably JO to her pictures if after all the roids he can still get it up.