Playboy Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

Playboy merchandise and branding reminds me of the stripper version of Ed Hardy. It’s like the same misguided tacky club bitches who wear Ed Hardy shit today, were the girls getting the Playboy bunny tattooed to their hip 3 years ago and the girls who are rockin’ Playboy shit today are just really behind the fuckin’ curve on being a trashy whore, and are probably from small towns and spend their nights working the local strip club.
These are the girls who wear tight decorative jeans, have bleached hair and show off their tits all the fucking time and you figure they’d love suckin’ dick but realize that if you have enough money, you can find out for yourself and when you do, you realize that they are actually the worst fucks around because they party too hard and get too much male attention to bother putting any effort in. They are the same girls who have ragged faces and look like they are 35 but when you get drunk enough to approach them, you realize it’s their 22nd birthday but for obvious reasons, we all love them.
Here are some pictures of Playboy’s new swimwear line for sluts everywhere and for the record, I love sluts and don’t really care how tacky a pussy is because as long as there’s a pussy, I’m happy.









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July 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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July 24th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Why would anybody buy Playboy magazine when you can see the pictures for free all over the internet?
July 24th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
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July 24th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Those bikini’s are only good,if you work in a stip club.
I used to find the Playboy franchise fascinating,I even used to have a monthly subsription to the mag yrs ago.
But now,Hugh Hefner is out for the all mighty dollar,
and the girls he hires just aren’t hot.
I mean,who would want to see Brooke Hogan in Playboy??
And have you seen the girls that Hef is dating?
That Kendra bitch is fucking ugly,and I’m convinced she’s a coke whore to boot…..
I much prefer to read Penthouse or Hustler,cause the
pics and articles aren’t cookie cutter perfect like Playboy.
July 24th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
High Society magazine is great for rubbing one out also.