Brooke Hogan Bikini By The Pool of the Day
I was talking to someone about Brooke Hogan’s staged bikini pictures yesterday, not because I talk about any of this shit outside of my computer, but because I was bitching about staged paparazzi shit. I mean there was a time when celebs actually hated the paparazzi and didn’t just pretend to hate them. A time where there were actually being intruded on and caught in the fuckin’ act, but that was a different era. Today all people care about is being seen and usually to make that happen you need to pull a crazier stunt than the next guy. That usually ends up in sex tapes and bikini pictures, nipple slips and panty shots.
It’s kinda like everytime I’m in a bar and trying to get a girls attention, only there are 10 other dudes up on her running the nice guy game, so the only way to make sure she remembers me is to offend her or throw my drink on her or punch her in the face because I have no plan to go home with the girl or buy her drinks, I just feel the need for her to know who I am.
So the fun of trying to ruin celebrity lives runs to the wayside/wasteside, because they are staging this shit themselves because it generates buzz and that sucks, but not as much as it sucks to be the guy banging Brooke Hogan because he hasn’t come to terms with his sexuality and I feel like living a lie is worse that taking it up the ass. She kind of the gateway girl to coming out, at least she’s finally found her purpose.
Here she is in a bikini….this time without her dad rubbing her down , or playing around and hanging from trees like a 5 year old ….which makes them pretty boring because a life without childhood behavior caused by a life of incest between father and daughter is a life not worth livin’….
July 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
1st!
July 25th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I’d like to lick her all over !!!!!!! yum-yum
July 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Dear mr. drunken stepfather, please no more pix of this chick with a dick. I get sick every time i see this nasty bitch and would like to drink this weekend, but seeing her in a bikini makes me sick..
thank you sir,,, the world
July 25th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Looks like one of the nasty crab’s Brooke Hogan has
in her hoo ha,traveled down to her thigh.
Brooke,go buy some Nix!
July 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
My eyes! My eyes!
July 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
It’s a man baby,yeah!
July 25th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
If you look carefully, you can see her penis. She is f-ing ugly!!
July 25th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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July 25th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
I’d rather fuck Amy Winehouse.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Brooke and Chyna would make a cute she-hulk couple.
July 26th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Fucking no talent piece of shit whore!
July 26th, 2008 at 4:32 am
She’s a tranny right? I guess we will find out soon enough.
July 26th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Wow She got the boobs.Brooke Hogan may pose nude in Playboy magazine.
July 27th, 2008 at 2:02 am
damn!! that B is fine.
July 27th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
She looks too much like her dad. Creepy! “GIVE IT TO ME REAL GOOD, BROTHER!”
July 27th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
who the @#$ is the guy in the bikini?????
July 29th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I would take her ….
September 16th, 2008 at 9:39 am
YOU WHO SAY SHE IS UGLY ARE NOTHING BUT JEALOUS YOU COULDNT GET HER
October 29th, 2008 at 9:31 am
She is fine as hell with a perfect body if u think otherwise you probably are gay.