Mischa Barton is Sloppy in her Knitted Bathing Suit of the Day

So Mischa Barton got dropped by her agent this past week because she’s a has been who hasn’t landed work since the OC. Her Publicist, who doesn’t want to lose her as a client decides they need to draw some positive attention to this bitch and calls the paparazzi and “tips” them off about where Mischa and her Boyfriend are going to be frolicking around in a bathing suit, because they feel like that genius strategy is going to work like it did in the past. They obviously don’t realize that just because bikini pictures are a tried and tested method to get some exposre, it doesn’t mean the shit is hot or anyone will care to look at them, especially when the subject of the pictures is a sloppy bodied, pothead of a celebrity that has seen more cellulite than Roseanne’s underwear in the fat years.
I feel like the lack of creativity on her publicist’s side of things in getting her some buzz and hopefully lead to some work just shows lazyness that is pretty much on par with both Mischa Barton’s body and is about as successful in execution as her barely there career and I feel violated because I know they are trying to trick all of us!
I guess the real victim in all this is her boyfriend because he probably originally thought he won the lottery when he started dating her, like that Mischa Barton is a celebrity and having her as a girlfriend will really benefit him amazingly, but instead of the lottery he got a real shitty deal and now he’s stuck, that’s why you always gotta do your research before you jump into things. I bet he struggles with the memories of pretending to love, fuck and kiss a girl who feels like a fleshy pillow and that’s enough to make a man go pretty fuckin’ gay pretty fuckin’ fast….poor fucker…
Here are the pics…









July 25th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ♥ ♥ WealthyromanceS.Com ♥ ♥ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
July 25th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Who’s the greaseball with Mischa Barton?
It appears that Mischa Barton is starting to gain some
weight,hell,she is even developing a roll on her tummy!
What a hideous outfit Mischa is wearing as well.
Another thing,Mischa Barton is fooling herself,
if she thinks these lame pic’s will garner some interest
in her….
I don’t care about who Mischa Barton fucks,or if she
ever works in Hollywood again…..
She’s a washed up has been,who actually thinks
The O.C would crash and burn without her….
When in fact,that shitty show got an ounce better once
Mischa’s character Marissa was killed off the show…
July 25th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I lied about rich celebs on ·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com ¨*:·.! Ever boddy knows only loosers would go that ☆☆☆website☆☆☆and only looser with no chance at life or having ever a poor frend would spend all day promoting it ♥♥♥.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
What a fluke ! She’s made 30 movies & starred in ‘The O C’, gets modeling contracts and magazine covers (including 1 right now), and made Maxim’s hot 100 4 consecutive years (#22 this year) & FHM’s hot 100 3 years ….. I suppose these talent agencies must be losers or they’d be calling YOU. heheheheheh
July 25th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
That cake farting video from yesterday was some weird shit.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
She needs fucked good by a black guy with a big long black dick that will tear her ass in two.
July 26th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Great trade by the Yankees!! Go Yankees!!
July 26th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I look better. Call me! 202-584-2716. I’m Sue.
July 26th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Hey Susie Q, who’s Tyler Leroy? I’d call but you’re just prolly going to steal my kidneys and give my checkbook to the Nigerians…
July 26th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Fuckin’ nigerians look at me wrong and I am going to rape them in their tight assholes , cassava eatin’ high ridin donkey butt stallions
July 27th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Needs to learn from Matthew Mcconaughey. Don’t lay around at the beach –jog, lift weights, surf. In short, EXERCISE.
This girl needs it.
July 28th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Where’s all that cellulite? Photoshop guy out sick today?
March 31st, 2009 at 3:29 pm
how much do you wanna bet the increase in the sale of these two drugs mentioned hear will increase whether this really works in humans or not?
May 19th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Knitting is one of my favorite hobbies, i was able to make some nice hadkerchiefs and towels.,”"