Blake Lively Nipple Slip of the Day
I hate nipple slips even though I have made a small fortune off of them and by small fortune I mean that I bought my first case of beer off money made with this site last week, and to me that means I am rich, because up until last week, I was using my wife’s pocket change to support my drinking and that pretty much sucked because she’s on disability and almost as hurtbag as I am.
Either way, it’s nice to know that I got a taste of freedom that I never thought I’d feel because I am too lazy to get a job and it’s nice to know that I got my beer because I post celebrity sluts slippin’ up, but none of that matters to me because I still fucking hate eveything about nipple slips. I hate that people call them wardrobe malfunctions, I hate that half the time a nipple slip involves about 1/4 of an inch of the nipple’s shit stain, I hate that they don’t turn me on and I hate that they aren’t pussy slips.
The only time I like nipple slips is when I am responsible for them, like when I walk down the street and notice a girl isn’t wearing a bra, or when I am at the beach or waterpark and notice a girl’s in a bikini and I creep in and attack her like a fuckin’ shark, pullin her tits out to the world to see before running away so her boyfriend doesn’t rape me as she screams in embarassment, it may never really happen anymore because I am a little more tame than I used to be but when it does it’s fucking legendary, unlike this Blake Lively chick who no one cares about who will be out of a job forever when this Gossip Girl shit is over because she’s ugly and definitely unlike this nipple slip because these fucking pictures fuckin’ suck and that means they are good enough for you.
July 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am
1st!
July 28th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Who would have thought she had big ol’ peperoni nipples?!
July 28th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Maybe I’m the only one who kind of enjoys bigger areolas
(…as long as they’re not larger than a silver dollar!) WAY better than those weird tiny blend-in-with-the surrounding-skin ones…ew.
I do however get grossed out when the actual NIPPLE is big like a new eraser on a #2 pencil (a la Bai Ling)
…maybe i’ve put too much thought into nipples lately ??
July 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I like my big “ol pepperoni” nips..not everyone has little 13 yr old boys nippies!
July 28th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Areola size indicates IQ. The bigger the areola, the smaller the IQ!
July 28th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Big Nipples = Sexy
Big Areolas = Nasty
July 28th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Bai Ling’s IQ can’t be very high,but she has great fucking nips!
July 28th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Those are the definition of “baloney tits”.
If you like jerking off to national geographic, I’m sure these are a real turn on for you!
July 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Cute doggie.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:07 am
I love Blake and I am excited for this. I have been waiting for her to have either a nipple slip or a pussy slip. Now she just needs to be filmed with an upskrit with no panties.
July 29th, 2008 at 1:38 am
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July 29th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Ugly dress,and ugly nipple.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:51 am
I don’t think that’s a nipple. It looks like the edge of a nipple cover.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Hey all, I think thats kinda funny that she would show a tit to hide her face lol…(obviously not purposeful) i do think she is hot tho…maybe she hasn’t shown much cause their is much past what we’ve seen