Elisabetta Gregoraci’s Vagina is a Million Dollar Piggy Bank of the Day

The thing I like about hot chicks is that they are willing to sacrifice their dignity for money. It’s like we all know if Flavio Briatore worked at McDonald’s making burgers, or at the post office sellin’ stamps, or as a plumber uncloggin’ pipes not layin pipe, dude would be sitting at home jerking off to informercials like he was me, but throw a couple of millions of dollars into a motherfucker’s wallet and all the pussy opens up like shit’s on its period and ready for the million dollar tampon that is his dick.
There’s an old saying that it’s as easy to fall in love with a poor man as it is to fall in love with a rich man, so you might as well ignore the poor and go for the rich, but that kind of attitude is like prostitution when the rich man looks like a fucking monster and the only way bitch can get wet for him is when she closes her eyes, thinks of someone a little younger and better lookin’ while holding onto his Black American Express card.







July 29th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ♥ ♥ WealthyromanceS.Com ♥ ♥ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
July 29th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Oh, puke! She let’s THAT climb on top of her?? He must pay her for every poke.
July 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
He has to be happy that Renault is showing signs of improvement. To bad he has to deal with that prick Fernando Alonso.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
that bitch is a former prostitute (former?) and became famous (famous?) on italian TV thanks to a blowjob to a TV exec.
July 29th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Flavio Briatore used to date Heidi Klum(they have a child together as well)
He also dated Naomi Campbell,and a string of other models.
There is no way I would date this old and ugly dude,
even if he is filthy rich.
Supermodels are some of the biggest whore’s around.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:50 am
Love this guy.Wanna be like him when I grow up.
I’d like to know what it’s like to have impossibly beautiful ho’s swallow my load AND smile AND be seen in public with me just because I’m rich.Bet it DOES’NT suck.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Could not have said it better myself!