The Hayden Panettiere Hates Nerd Germs of the Day
You’ve probably already seen these pictures of Hayden Panettiere making a disgusted face at Comic Con because she was forced to sit at a booth and meet/sign autographs for fans. What you probably don’t know is that I paid some dude to jerk off in his hand and smear it on her while telling her how much she has changed his masturbation life for the better. I wish that was true, but I am sure it’s not that far from the truth because you know the kind of loser who goes to Comic Con is the kind of loser who is socially awkward, low on friends and has experimented with masturbation in ways that would put your standard jerking off to shame. I am talking homemade sex machines, costumes and complex scenarios only a nerd would understand. I am sure that if Hayden wasn’t using that hand sanitizer, catching a cold would be the least of her worries and pregnancy would be, because I hear nerd sperm is so hungry for real life uterus that shit knows how to makes it’s way up a thigh on its own because of it’s super desperation powers…..
For the record, I think anyone who would wait in line to meet Hayden Panettiere is digusting too.
July 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
There is another gossip - Jenifer Aniston joined a celeb/rich dating site ( wealthyromanceS. cOm ) as she is alone for so long!
July 29th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I haven’t seen any pictures of Lucy Liu for awhile she is one fine piece of ass!!!
July 29th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Is it true what they say about “me luv you long time” ? I’d like to find out!
July 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
WTF is everybody commenting about?
Anyway, Hades Pantyhair is hilarious. Who wants to shake people’s dirty hands? Not me.
July 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Hey she, elvagreen, feiyi, idy or who “ever” you call yourself today. I went to that website you are always spamming “ever” one about and there were nothing but losers there! NO CELEBRITIES - NO RICH PEOPLE and my computer got such a bad virus from that site, I had to throw it in the dumpster
FAC UT VIVAS
July 29th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
You should by anti virus software.
July 29th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Fuck! BUY not BY. spelling error.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I believe she’s sporting the “this stuff feels just like semen” face. Ewww ewww ewww!
Hayden fitted in well with the sperds.
BTW-Antivirus only works after-the-fact and when the virus is a known type.
July 29th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
FUCK YOU. Comicon is the shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
July 29th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I rubbed one out to Haydens face with that all scrunched up look.
I mean, if the bitch is going to look all grossed out, she might as well take a load of my baby pudding on the printout (You know of her face).
I gotta giver her A+ for her makeup, too bad her face is still troll like. She needs to take up smoking.
July 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Where the fuck you been HLW? I say the DS forum needs your dirty shit.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Hayden could have turned out so horribly wrong when hanging out with Paris Hilton a few years ago. But she’s one of the few child stars that has successfully crossed-over into adulthood and kept her nose clean.
July 30th, 2008 at 6:49 am
so the comicon is for losers post didnt come out until 2 days after the con??? drunken one, you is losing your mojo
and dude, you are right…it is for losers……now
you see, when i used to go, the vast majority of the con was devoted to comic books
now while you may think reading and collecting comics is for losers…thats fine
but we didnt go because we thought we would be able to rub elbows with stars who dont give two shits about us
and we were never gonna allow ourselves to be used by the suits in order to create buzz for some project we werent getting a dime from
plus, i used to make a pretty penny selling my shit to vendors who were there
and ya, like a loser, i used to get geek gasms talking to guys like jack kirby
now, its all about hollywood
and i say fuck em…they still think im a geek, and that the shit that i read is only for kids
as for hayden, the girl needs to learn that no matter what she does, she will never have cleavage…and thats ok…midgets with big boobs look fucking wierd
and kudos to her for shaking everyone’s hand….i sure as shit wouldnt do it
and i never used to ask the writers or artists to shake my hand…knowing full well that they had shook hundreds before mine, and who the fuck knows where those hands were
July 30th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
She looks like a bitch
July 31st, 2008 at 12:38 am
If I was going to wait in line to meet a coke slut,
it certainly wouldn’t be for Hayden Panetierre.
Quite frankly,I don’t know of a celebrity that would be worth that kind of effort.
I think Hayden is making that face cause something stinks,
and she knows what stinks is her career.
July 31st, 2008 at 2:45 am
I love the face she made fuckin’ priceless! Yes, that probably is the same hand he uses to jerk off to your pictures with Ms. Panetierre… (sigh) yes I know his hand was all all wet and clammy! LOve it!!! Welcome to your fan base!
August 3rd, 2008 at 3:27 pm
HAYDEN spelled backwards is NEDYAH.
Pronounced phonetically: need-ya
See, it’s a message and since I figured it out - I get first shot at the goodies. Well, I doubt it’s “1st shot” anymore, but you know what I mean.
And she’s on “Heroes” - as in “here-Os” - as in massive thundering wall shaking orgasms.
THAT’s why she’s making that face: her secret has been discovered.
Either that, or she’s digusted by her fans.
Now that I think about it: it’s the latter.
(But I’d still bang her all night long. At least until the 1st commercial)