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Carmen Electra is the Grandma Stripper of the Day

In my worldly travels to the local strip club, I once met a 65 year old strippers with massive tits who was still working the pole. Her shit was pretty boring, her ass was flabby and her flexibility was barely there, but she had hot old lady tits that I knew had seen so many hands and mouths that I just had to have a run with her. I decided to take her into the booth and grab her tits and do what you do, maybe because I don’t have a grandmother or maybe it was just because I wanted to see how a seasoned veteran performs. It turned out to be a fuckin’ disaster. She couldn’t get into any hot positions because her body wouldn’t let her and she she was too busy struggling to get her clothes off for me to get hard for those ridiculous tits only menopause could make and the whole thing reminded me of a fuckin’ old timers softball/hockey/basketball game where these old pros come out to play with everyday people and end up suckin’ harder than the everyday people suck because they are tired and sore. I guess the highlight of the whole thing was when her incontinence lead her to squirting piss on my legs after squatting over me, I didn’t get mad because bladder control’s totally overrated anyway…..

Point is that I predict a similar future for Carmen Electra, but at least she’s doing her best flaunting what she’s still got….

7 Responses to “Carmen Electra is the Grandma Stripper of the Day”

  1. lilypie Says:

    I think I’ve ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….

  2. Pete Says:

    Carmen’s long overdue to pose nude again.

  3. monkey Says:

    her gut and thighs are getting too fat to pose nude. she needs to go back to fucking for a living, it keeps her fit and trim

  4. Candi Apples Says:

    It wouldn’t be so bad for Carmen if she had other
    skillz to pay the bills(like acting,or designing clothes).

    But sadly,Carmen Electra has no other talents to fall back on,unlike Pam Anderson,who is a marketing genius.

    So Carmen has a few more yrs to act sexy,before the public starts looking at younger people to replace her.

    Carmen’s only hope is to marry rich,or go on a depression induced drug binge,and committ suicide.

  5. gj Says:

    I’d do her !!!!

  6. E Says:

    She’s still fine as hell. I like the little roundness on her.

  7. Dread Fred Says:

    She has always been hot! Let’s all do her? Me first……….

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