Carmen Electra is the Grandma Stripper of the Day
In my worldly travels to the local strip club, I once met a 65 year old strippers with massive tits who was still working the pole. Her shit was pretty boring, her ass was flabby and her flexibility was barely there, but she had hot old lady tits that I knew had seen so many hands and mouths that I just had to have a run with her. I decided to take her into the booth and grab her tits and do what you do, maybe because I don’t have a grandmother or maybe it was just because I wanted to see how a seasoned veteran performs. It turned out to be a fuckin’ disaster. She couldn’t get into any hot positions because her body wouldn’t let her and she she was too busy struggling to get her clothes off for me to get hard for those ridiculous tits only menopause could make and the whole thing reminded me of a fuckin’ old timers softball/hockey/basketball game where these old pros come out to play with everyday people and end up suckin’ harder than the everyday people suck because they are tired and sore. I guess the highlight of the whole thing was when her incontinence lead her to squirting piss on my legs after squatting over me, I didn’t get mad because bladder control’s totally overrated anyway…..
Point is that I predict a similar future for Carmen Electra, but at least she’s doing her best flaunting what she’s still got….
July 30th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I think I’ve ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
July 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Carmen’s long overdue to pose nude again.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
her gut and thighs are getting too fat to pose nude. she needs to go back to fucking for a living, it keeps her fit and trim
July 30th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
It wouldn’t be so bad for Carmen if she had other
skillz to pay the bills(like acting,or designing clothes).
But sadly,Carmen Electra has no other talents to fall back on,unlike Pam Anderson,who is a marketing genius.
So Carmen has a few more yrs to act sexy,before the public starts looking at younger people to replace her.
Carmen’s only hope is to marry rich,or go on a depression induced drug binge,and committ suicide.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:33 am
I’d do her !!!!
July 31st, 2008 at 2:35 pm
She’s still fine as hell. I like the little roundness on her.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
She has always been hot! Let’s all do her? Me first……….