Heidi Range Rocks a Bikini of the Day
Some average at best popstar from the band Sugarbabes in the UK was out in a bikini and was shameless pullin’ a Lohan by having her best friend undo her bikini top because it’s just so fuckin’ hard to reach it herself, then pulled a Miley by taking slutty pictures of each other posing in a pool for the boy she is seeing and it all went over pretty well with me, because I come from the school that all girls are into pussy and all girls and their best friends moderately dyke out and are in love with each other, I’m talking gentle touching and kissing and showering together, and checking out and comparing their naked bodies with each other but never fully embracing the double sided dildo and lesbianism, but still doing things that make their boyfriends’ masturbation fantasies more believable.. I don’t say that because it’s a fantasy, I say it cuz it’s the truth.
Speakin of fantasies, I decided to go to the rich part of town to see what rich girls look like in person. I walked into the coffee shop where they all hang out and this dude who I see in my neighborhood begging for change was sitting at a table reading Wall Street Journal and sipping expensive italian coffee. I was fuckin’ mad that I’ve been throwing quarters his way the last 4 years, thinking he was more hurting than me, and in all honesty was doing it for selfish reasons, like it made me feel good that someone was worse off than me and throwing money at him, even though it wasn’t much was probably the same feeling a rich person gets when they buy a Bentley with cash. So I go up to him and call the fucker out and it turns out motherfucker’s just a con artist from a rich family who panhandles for entertainment purposes and really lives in a big house and drives a nice car and it made me feel like a fuckin’ asshole, but the good news is that he gave me 20 dollars for always hookin’ him up and asked me to keep things on the downlow and I am really that inexpensive to win over…..
Here’s this Heidi bitch and her bikini.
July 30th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
” WealthyromanceS.Com ”
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating? There are lots of people wanna be her friends including me….
I send her a friend request… she approved and we chatted. LOL…
July 30th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I’d love to see these to whores do 2 girls 1 cup!
July 30th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
If this girl were a somebody,then maybe the pictures would be worth something.
But since the Sugababes were a one hit wonder in
Canada/The States,then the pics aren’t worth shit.
Heidi is not much of a looker,and should consider hitting the local gym.
Her tummy roll is not attractive.