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2008

31

Jul

Mischa Barton’s Publicity Stunt of the Day


In case you didn’t know, Mischa Barton was dropped by her agent because she’s a sloppy, lazy bitch and now they have her out on a boring, lazy publicity stunt in her bikini. The only good thing about these staged bikini shots is that they can photoshop her cellulite ridden body to look a little tighter and a little smoother, now all they have to do is photoshop her boyfriend into a heterosexual. Sure, he’s pretty much raping her in these pictures but I can sense the disgust in his eyes….he’s actually asking himself if his career is really worth the trouble of having to taste this whore.

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