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The Guy from CSI’s Girlfriend has an Amazing Ass of the Day

I was at a bar last night and I witnessed 2 relatively hot chicks recruit some dude to have a threesome with them. They walked up to him and started rubbing up on him and telling him how amazing he was and all this shit. At first I was a little thrown off and jealous that they didn’t come up to me and offer me the same fuckin’ deal, but I realized that I kinda smell like piss and haven’t showed for a few days, thanks to having no hot water. I guess what made the whole thing easier on my self esteem was that I was at a full service strip club and that I knew dude would be shelling out lots of money for that experience but it still made me feel inadequate, almost as inadequate as the dude in CSI rockin’ a speedo. I have no dick, but at least my balls give me more fuckin’ volume than him and for some reason, motherfucker’s hanging out with the hottest ass I’ve seen in a while, and that reason is because he’s on TV and you aren’t.

5 Responses to “The Guy from CSI’s Girlfriend has an Amazing Ass of the Day”

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  2. Candi Apples Says:

    That dude from CSI was arrested a few months ago for cocaine and heroin possession,so I can guarentee you that this honey is being paid to be enjoy this crackhead’s company.lol

    Wow,he’s really let himself go over the yrs.

    He used to be hot,now he’s overweight.

    And what is up with the Speedo? Yuck..

  3. Nate Says:

    That whore has a sweet tight ass!

  4. Champ Superstar Says:

    This dude is a piss poor actor and a heroin junkie and looks like an absolute piece of monkey dooky in his speedo and I’m still jealous that he’s scoring hot ass and hanging on beaches in next to nothing.

    Not that I COULDN’T do that, I just don’t. OR. That I couldn’t.

  5. HorneyLohanWanker Says:

    I always thought the monkeys went for white women once they made enough to afford one?

    Of course the onion butt is pleasant to look at and a ral hoot to fill with cock meat, but the smell of that hair would be enough to cause me to lose my wood, what is that stuff, gerri-curl or something?

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