I got an email from the forum today that went like this:

How do you change that “gayer than bicycle shorts” line under my name?

My response:

You stop wearing your mother’s pantyhose while jerking off, and by jerking off I mean trying to make yourself cum by prostate simulation by shoving random household objects in your ass, while watching gay porn.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here’s some of the good shit going on in the forum……

———Celebs———

Rachel Bilson in rolled-up jeans
GO

Carmen Electra doing the burlesque onstage
GO

Pamela Anderson arrives at the Late Show
GO

Rosario Dawson @ summer luncheon
GO

Tila Teqila leaving a nightclub in hollywood
GO

Amber Heard Looking Hot at the Pineapple Express premiere
GO

Kate Beckinsale
GO

Anna Kournikova out and about at the Bahamas
GO

———Music———

The 100 All Time Greatest Rap/Hip-Hop Albums
GO

The Rolling Stones 500 Greatest Albums Of All Time
GO

New Zach De La Rocha Project
GO

———Movies and TV Shows———

The Insider
GO

Beverly Hills Cop
GO

———Screening Room———

Retarded Policeman
GO

How to Insert a Female Condom
GO

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3 Responses to “From the stepFORUM of the Day”

1. fall Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 12:01 pm

   I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥ where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!

2. Pete Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 12:39 pm

   Tila Teqila is looking very hot!

3. Candi Apples Says:
   August 1st, 2008 at 5:46 pm

   LOL.Who’s the fruitloop in the bra and pantie’s?

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