Ashey Tisdale is Older than She Says She is of the Day

A source close to Ashley Tisdale emailed me telling me that she lies about her age. I was told that she’s actually 5 years older than she claims she is because she wanted to play teenage girls and didn’t think she’d make the cut if people knew she was 5 years older than she is. That’s the same kind of false advertising you use everytime you tell a girl that you have a big dick or that you are rich or whatever other lie you use to get laid, only in her case it worked.
I am really never against a girl lying about her age, I actually really support it when I meet girls in bars and they tell me that they are 18 or 20 when I know they are 15 or 16, it makes trying to fingerbang them a little easier to live with and a lot less illegal.
All this to say, that whether Ashley Tisdale is 28 or 23, she’s still a fucking dog of a girl and her lies about her age are the least of her concerns and reconstructive surgery is a priority.
Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus - Here are Some Pictures of Her Leaving the Gym in Effort to Keep Her Youthful Physique





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August 4th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
AshTis is hawt, you drunken fool.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:28 am
I’ve heard that Ashley Tisdale is actually around 26 yrs old,but it would not surprise me if she was even older than that.
Either way,she is still ugly,so she wasted her hard earned money getting that nose job last yr.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:06 am
She be so pretty …..