Megan Fox is a Drunken Stepmother of the Day
So Megan Fox is a stepmother, I didn’t know that and have a new found respect for her because I am a firm believer that being in an extended family is better than having your own family. Not only can you escape pretty much all responsibility when you want, but you can also get that taste of parent hood to make you realize you made the right choice in not ruining your body or your pocketbook.
The other exciting thing about extended families is that you can fuck each other without having any genetic mutant babies, which is good news for Brian Austin Green’s kid he had with Vanessa Marcil, because in a few years, when he accidentally walks in on his stepmother showering, it’ll be okay to jerk off to what he say. If he’s really lucky, maybe the fact that he only has half of Brian Austin Green’s shitty genes and is a diluted version of the loser, will get Megan Fox lubed up and this kid will be living out my fantasy of being molested by a hot stepmother. That could just my jealousy of molested kids speaking, because no one took the time to molest me growing up and I feel like i’ve really missed out, or maybe it’s just the fact that seeing Megan Fox move onto new dick like the slut that she dresses like and pretends to be excites me.
Either way, here she is with her stepson.
August 4th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ♥ ♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥ ♥ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
August 4th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
I like shitting!
August 5th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Hmmm,I thought that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green broke up?
Anyways,I bet she is secretly thanking her lucky stars that this little rug rat is not hers!
August 6th, 2008 at 2:50 am
David Silver plays his electronic keyboard for Megan whenever they have a spat.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:52 am
tasty fecal matter
August 6th, 2008 at 2:54 am
She is ugly but her stepson is gorgeous
August 6th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
They aren’t married. I thought they were about broken up.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I know the person who runs this site is all about pushing the envelope and making people laugh and/or feel uncomfortable with the captions and explanations of the images but it seriously crosses the line when you are talking about being jealous of children who were molested. That is not something to be joking about as it affects children and adults ALL of their lives. You should be glad something like that hasn’t happened to you…it would haunt you forever.