Miley Cyrus is Wholesome of the Day
I think Miley Cyrus got away with breaking the promise ring clause in her Disney Contract by replacing the shit with a cockring and as long as whatever homie she’s banging has that shit on, she’s legally allowed to claim she’s made a vow to virginity until marriage before god, because let’s face it, the last time I saw a girl in a mini skirt, dressed like a school girl do the splits, was at a strip club and there was a middle aged black man with a ten dollar bill in his mouth under her that she was trying to snatch up with her snatch…..oh…that’s why they call it that…..
August 5th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
1st!
August 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
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August 5th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Miley Cyrus is really setting herself up,with pics like this.
I am really starting to think,that this teenage harlot enjoys the attention.
August 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Is anyone gonna ever get over the fact that she’s jailbait and come to the realization that she is just not pretty?
Does that part come later, after the sextape?
August 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
All the Disney puppets are told to say shit like that. They give them a special class for it.
I doubt shes a virgin, one of the Disney suits likey broke her in like Jamie Spears.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Fucking hate this attention whore. She’s like any high school girl trying to get attention by being “all sexy”, but being just lame.
August 5th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I wonder if she can put her legs behind her head?
August 5th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
C’mon, peeps! She’s just stretching before a show. Sure she’s done some slutty stuff, but that doesn’t mean that everything single thing she does is slutty.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I second what Mike said 1000%.
If jailbait’s your thing, there are waaaaay hotter girls in Hollywood for the media to obsess over.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I guess by “your” I meant “America in general,” there.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
shes hot BECAUSE she’s slutty. you dont get it.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Finally….Jesus explains where snatch came from. Another mystery off my mind.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Snapper is a pussy, That’s why they call it Snappin Pussy. They actually named a lawn mower company after it. I seen a lot of snappers, But none that can cut grass.
August 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Umm, I heard there was a countdown site that will say when she is legal.
Can anyone hook me up with that?