DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak Wash Their Expensive Car of the Day
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Here are the power couple from The Bachelorette pretending that they aren't contractually obliged to stay with each other because if they were to break up the legitimacy of the staged reality TV show would go down the fuckin' toilet. I've already expressed my opinion on the show and how The Bachelorette is just a slut and fucks multiple men and thinks it's okay because it's on TV and it is not at all realistic at all because if 20 dudes I knew were fucking the same chick and living in the same house, they would probably kill each other. For the most part, dudes generally don't mind fucking their friend's girlfriends when they are horny and drunk, but don't like sharing the bitch they are trying to win over. Maybe bi-sexuality is part of the criteria of getting up on the show and it is just a massive penis heavy orgy and everyone lives happily ever after, but it doesn't matter, because that shit is on TV, teaching our youth to be whores and I am reaping the benefits by appreciating the new generation of whores it helped produce.
Either way I decided to research the dude because I was curious whether he was rich and the car was his or if it was just provided by the network to make the pot more desirable so they don't slip up on the staged love they found.
It turns out he is a pro-snowboarder and by pro snowboarder I mean a dude who managed to join the competitions but hardly makes money off the shit because here are his stats:
2007-2008
▪ 654th for Half Pipe
2006-2007
▪ 458th for Half Pipe
▪ 1016th in Snowboard Cross
2005-2006
▪ 194th for Half Pipe
▪ 842nd in Snowboard Cross
2004-2005
▪ 173rd for Half Pipe
▪ 949th in Snowboard Cross
2003-2004
▪ 383rd for Half Pipe
▪ 615th in Snowboard Cross
2002-2003
▪ 651st in Snowboard Cross
His professional snowboard career is a fucking joke and he is hardly fucking pro. These stats are insanely horrible and don’t land you a fuckin’ pay check or sponsorship deal unless it’s from your local shop. This is the kind of wishful thinking that makes you pay the pro snowboarding association the annual fees because it helps you pick chicks up at the ski hill you teach at. The retarded kid I saw at the ski hill just north of here on some integration ski trip who was probably snowboarding for the first time and struggling down the bunny hill and falling on his face while masturbating took more skill that this motherfucker is packin’. Even I am a better snowboarder than this and I’ve only done it about 5 times because I live in Canada and for 6 months there’s pretty much nothing else to do and I weigh 300 pounds.
Seeing these staged pics of them washing their car in their bathing suits is a lot less offensive than this asshole calling himself a pro, but it is possible that they aren’t staged because based on DeAnna’s reputation, she never turns down the opportunity to play with a hose, even when it’s not attached to a man. If you know what I mean.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
What did you mean about playing with a hose ?
August 7th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
How in the hell are these 2 driving a Maserati? This is BS
August 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
no comment
August 7th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
he’s a fuckwad but she looks like a good time…for my cock
August 7th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
These pics are so fuckin staged.
No woman gets that happy,washing a car.lol
August 7th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Shes like greek or some shit right? Wheres that famous greek ass? Furthermore is she apart of the pappas family with the restaurants?
TURN THE FUCK AROUND AARRAARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
August 7th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
DeAnna should join the Bikini Carwash Company.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:39 am
She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and milli onaire dating site named ‘Rich ki ss.c om’ but it has not been confi rmed by her yet.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Geez aren’t you particularly hateful towards the dude? Why are you so threatened by his snowboarder title? Do you even shred? Anyways, I like them both a lot, but she’s gotten fat. I hate when women let themselves go after they snag a man. So lazy. Jesse still looks hot, so she better hit the gym like pronto. Ugh. Look at those gummy legs.
August 8th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Jesse is so fine! She is pretty, but she has gotten bigger. Her legs are just nasty.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
She got fucking fatter, and the idiot got hot. Only in Hollywood.