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Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Boots of the Day

Lohan is taking this whole lesbian thing pretty fucking seriously. It won’t be long before she shaves her head and leaves her bangs, gains 80 pounds, wears flannel and rips off dicks for a full time job. I guess the actor in her makes living this lie a lot easier for her because she gets into fuckin’ wardrobe, gets gay married and jumps through the lesbian hoops only a molested fat girl could really understand like it was a fucking movie role.

I am not saying that she’s not bumping vagina with Ronson, I am not saying that they aren’t in love and I am not saying she’s denounced cock because she’s had enough of it to last a normal girls lifetime numerous times over and every single one of those cocks has turned its back on her because no one respects anyone that easy and no one sticks around after they get what they want after the first hour of knowing a person. I am also not saying that FEZ from that 70s show didn’t fuck up her idea of relationships because he was older than her and tricked her into banging him and made her want to marry him before leaving him or that she has trust issues stemming from her cheating drunk father. But I am saying that this lesbian shit is just working for her now, because she’s an unstable, boring, sensitive piece of shit with no sense of humor and this is won’t last forever. It’s just a phase and I’ve seen in time and time again with broken hearted, addict girls who work at the strip club.

In all honesty, I like Sam Ronson a lot. I think she’s fuckin’ cool, down to earth and even kinda talented, but she is in over her head with this Lohan trash. Having to deal with this broken down cunt that we’d all probably like to help breakdown a littel more than it already is, is probably a lot to deal with and no pussy is worth that kind of energy.

Either way, here’s indentity confused Lohan rockin’ her lesbian boots to help both her and the public believe her childish, useless sexuality lie.

16 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan and Her Lesbian Boots of the Day”

  1. Joe Says:

    What digusting dike boots, they are just as ugly as that tomboy she’s with.
    Why do lesbos always pic ugly nasty girlfriends ?

  2. ldy Says:

    Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
    ” wealthyromanceS.Com ”
    for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating? There are lots of people wanna be her friends including me….
    I send her a friend request… she approved and we chatted. LOL…

  3. Glen Quagmire Says:

    If she worked at a strip club, she’d go broke because garters won’t hold coins.

  4. x Says:

    you are disgusting, you asshole prick

  5. Nate Says:

    I bet Sam R and Lindsay use a long double ended dildo when they fuck.

  6. Triplehtown Says:

    Who knew zombies could have great tits?

  7. Satan666 Says:

    i would suck Ronson’s dick just to be able to bang Lohan

  8. Candi Apples Says:

    I’m sure Samantha Ronson has some kind of feelings for Lindsay Lohan,cause she is 100% lezzie.

    However,I think Samantha Ronson is with Lindsay Lohan,because it is booking her more gig’s,and her popularity as a DJ has soared.

    Truthfully,I really didn’t know too much about
    Samantha Ronson(other than she’s a known coke head),before she started dating Lindsay Lohan.

    And Lindsay Lohan,I just think she is feeling burned from the many men she has dated(along with the herpes she is rumored to have)

    Samantha Ronson is quite brave,to be fucking Lindsay,knowing that Lindsay and Paris have fucked many of the same dudes,and that Paris does indeed have herpes.

  9. Jim Says:

    What a disgrace, her poor Italian grandfather must be turing in his grave. Fugly Dikes, Drugs, Herpes…….what a legacy for her family. My Lohan should have warn a condum and threw it in the trash.
    Mike Lohan has his problem but hes not a lier. So far everthing he said turned out to be true

  10. Sprmcandy Says:

    Nice legs.

  11. Pete Says:

    I miss seeing those Lindsay no pantie upskirt pictures.

  12. Tyrone Says:

    A good rape from a brotha should turn this cracka bitch into heterosexual once again

  13. Myspacetom Says:

    Pete mispelled panty

  14. Satan666 Says:

    Pete mispelled transgender when he filled out his Unemployment form, as well

  15. pennwood Says:

    Linds is lookin good …. her & Sam make a nice couple. Good for them. The haters are just jealous cause it aint them (& aint gonna be them) …. Hahahahaha

  16. Pete Says:

    Tough crowd

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