Jessica Simpson Performs in Some Shorts of the Day
Jessica Simpson is wearing shorts to really try to live out this whole country thing, because the only country about her was that she was born to a rich family in Texas who packed their bags to have an even richer family in California and the only thing this bitch knows about backwoods is that it’s what her dad calls anal sex and the closest thing she’s ever been to backwoods was her role in Dukes of Hazard, kinda offending the actual backwoods folk who listen to her shit as it pollutes their contry airwaves and coutry music festivals she shows up to in these offensive costumes, like the time I went to a Caribbean festival dressed like Blackface, that’s I lie, I was actually wearing a KKK cape in the car because my friend bet me that I wouldn’t do it, and he was right because that’s the kind of shit that gets you shot, but I did go to a Jewish Temple once with the Jew Cap on as a joke that wasn’t really funny and turned out to be really fuckin’ boring….but yeah, Jessica Simpson is doin some hollywood shit, not relating to the market she’s trying to seduce and is pretty much pissing everyone the fuck off and the whole time she’s doing it, I would love to be fucking her…..
PS - I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
1st!
August 8th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
She should fit in with that crowd. You just know she fucks her sister.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Prehaps like many other guys, I have imagined Jessica naked on her hands and knees being led around on a leash with a long dildo sticking out of her ass like a tail.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
she got a little thicker…still totally fuckable
August 8th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
actually she’s still skank-tastic!
August 8th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Although Jessica Simpson is too dumb to realize that she is pissing off the masses,I am glad she’s doing it.
Country folk need another skank besides Carrie Underwood.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
That 1st small picture is just screaming to be photoshopped!
August 9th, 2008 at 7:04 am
wake me up when she finally starts showing the tits
August 9th, 2008 at 10:02 am
no shot from the behind? What the fuck bro i though you had my back
August 9th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Here here Pete! I always thought the same. I’d pay good money to see that.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Is she pregnant?
August 10th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Shame her shorts are Not short enought.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Thats at the State fair here in Indianapolis!
I met her that day (last thursday)
I got a hug from her, and i complimented on how hot she was, and she said that I had really blue eyes..
Haha… WATCH OUT TONY ROMO!!!
LMAO.