Lindsay Lohan See Through of the Day
I met a real live lesbian yesterday and I lived to tell about it. I partially blame her for making me sick, not because I made out with her or really spent all that much time with her, but because lesbian’s must be dirty from eating all that pussy….and somehow manageed to curse me with her lesbian finger by touching the glass I was drinking out of, in a discreet lesbian way to kill off all penis.
Either way, she was wearing fitness gear because like a good lesbian she was comin’ from the gym where she works as a trainer and where she tries to jack up her testosterone count through weightlifting as well as jack off to all the women she watches change in the locker room and even hi-jack all potential sexually confused pussy to their dark lesbian side, ruining the chances of one day finding her picture on the internet because of an angry exboyfriend and that’s just part of the reason lesbians are the devil.
So I asked this fitness lesbian how many push-ups she could do, she dropped to the floor and did 40 or 50 or ever 100, I really couldn’t tell you, because she was in spandex pants and all i was doing was watching her pants crawl up her lesbian cunt and see the fcking thing quiver like it was being fisted by some other chick and as she struggled with the exercise I stared more and more untile she caught me and called me a fuckin’ pervert….and I tried to convince her that the one thing we have in common is that we both love pussy so if anything she should understand where I am coming from, instead so just said she loves women and that I am the reason for that. I felt good, like I had some real purpose in life.
EIther way, here’s Lohan in a see through shirt, it’s her gift to Sam Ronson on her 31st Lesbian Birthday, unfortunately, the shirt isn’t even that see through to me, but to every other site it is, so I guess I gotta go along with the shit because otherwise I won’t be able to maintain the title of the most credible see through source on the internet, a title that I gave myself.
PS - I have a fever so if what I write makes no sense, it’s cuz I am dying, ya fuckin’ Pervert.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
1st!
August 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Her body is sick
August 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’d love to play connect the freckles with my cock.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
” wealthyromanceS.Com ”
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating? There are lots of people wanna be her friends including me….
I send her a friend request… she approved and we chatted. LOL…
August 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Man I hope I don’t catch that lesbian disease.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Holy shit, what tetas!!! She’ll be doin some whitehouse events, I assure you.
Much more fun than McCain, I dun tell you that.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Tetas?? You must be in Mexico, in which case you can’t support Obama… oh wait…you might be in texas
August 8th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
she has braces now, damn, thats going to cut her lover down there
August 8th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Thank you for no SamRo pictures!!!!
August 8th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Does the H on Lindsay’s belt buckle stand for Ho?
August 8th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Hamburgler.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Does the ‘H’ on Lindsay Lohan’s belt stand for harlot?
Let me guess,Lindsay Lohan will be getting gf Sam Ronson a yr’s worth of Valtrex?
Lindsay Lohan needs to step up her game,and change the way she’s dressing.
If I didn’t know any better,I would actually think that
Lindsay Lohan is a real lezzie,and not just a bi-sexual desperate coke whore.
August 8th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Another thing,we all know Lindsay Lohan is a cutter,due to previous pics of her slashed wrists in the press.
So there is no point in Lindsay Lohan wearing those ridiculous looking wrist bands.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:09 am
Hussy
August 9th, 2008 at 7:07 am
My only question at this point is would I even try to protect myself from the herpes………….. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
August 10th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I am tired of this pig bitch skank already. Lets see some vigina baby, other wise go away for ever. There are 2 or 3 more Lohans waiting in the wings for their 20 minutes of skanktom.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:13 am
sweet tits!! those are gorgeous. too bad she lets that ugly girl of hers have all the fun. lindsay isnt all that in the sexy department, but she is a pretty girl & can still do waaaayy better than samantha.
August 20th, 2008 at 6:31 am
Her braces look like they could do with a bit of my Man-Milk lube.