Hayden Panettiere is a Tank With Weird Cleavage of the Day
There’s really nothing more that I can say about Hayden Panettiere because I’ve already said it all. I’ve compared her to a moving van and the men who move, to construction equipment, to football players, to midget wrestlers, to a bus, to a fridge and I the entire time, I never found her hot, or understood why people do.
She’s stumpy, she’s muscular, she doesn’t have a hot ass, or even a pretty face or tits and she’s more of a freakshow than something I want to get up inside. But after watching the Olympics in hopes of seeing some hot Athlete ass, I realized that I was wrong in saying she was training to be a weightlifter, or one of the Mascots for some obscure country where juggling midget gypsies are part of their heritage, but she is more like a Gymnast who’s been on growth hormones all her life making her look like a triangular, wide shouldered tank the size of a 10 year old that knows how to flip and do the splits, and I know realize that sport was Hayden’s calling before getting all caught up in this Hollywood shit….
On a side note, Hayden’s Dad was arrested for punching her mom and since Spousal abuse is encouraged here, especially if your wife produces shitty offspring for you, I decided to link the story….
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Either way, here she is performing at some Net Flix event lookin’ like a dominatrix…..
And here she is showin’ off her pecs the next day….
And here are some pictures to honor Hayden’s build and failed dreams of being an Olympic Gymnast, while giving you and your midget/ pedophile dreams something to jerk off to, with some pics of some Team USA Gymnastics Shit….
Alicia Sacramone
Natasia Liukin
Shawn Johnson
August 11th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
ya gotta give it to her she’s got a nice ass….
August 11th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
She looks like a malformed blow-up doll. Must have been Monday at the doll factory.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
awesome post….anymore alicia sacramone?
August 11th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Hayden Panettiere reminds me of a young
Renee Zellweger,which is not a good thing.
If Hayden’s body looks this bad now,I shudder to think what it will look like in 10 yrs…..
Hayden Panettiere should just quit while she is ahead,and retire from her acting career,so we don’t have to look at her anymore.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Heyden has a dwarf’s body and those gym chicks have got way too much muscle on them legs, but man can they ever fly.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I don’t understand the appeal of this chick. Her face is pretty, but she just seems like a cutthroat bitch.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
alicia nastia and shawn are hot hayden not so much but her ass is kinda making up for it
August 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
She has terrible tan lines. That’s why girls in Europe sunbath topless.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Gross tits. Chick looks like the devil I killed with a baseball bat last night in a sweaty nightmare. Anyway, I don´t get why you gringos like this bitch so much. Here in third nation countries no one even knows who this retard is, and you can find way hotter girls while shopping for groceries.
August 12th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
as long as she’s not singing, im happy